That was
such a good ride!
With numbers exceeding, I think, 130 it was never going to be a fast one, but astonishingly we managed to shed W1J 7JZ (Wellington Arch traffic island) as one group - thanks in no small part to TimO putting himself and
Red right in the jaws of the proverbial lion as the lights for the traffic turned to green.
Progress through the suburbs stuttered as the TECs dealt with punctures (one of which was sufficiently severe to warrant a tyre boot) and our very own rivet-poppin' Tim Hall repaired the first of three busted chains of the night, before we'd reached the first loo stop at Beddington Asda - bathed as it was in the delicate aroma of the adjacent sewage works. As an aside.... rhetorically, like.... who would think of locating a food vendor next to a kak processing factory?
The weather was kind, very kind as we lost the streetlights on Portnalls Hill. Temperature dropping only maybe a degree or two as the houses thinned out and the darkness of the night embraced us.
Some earlier inclines had shown us that some of our company were likely to be severely challenged by the likes of Portnalls, Turners and Ditchling - but chapeau to all those who gallantly attempted whatever gradients the road threw at them!
I confess to having 'forgotten' to stay on the tail end for the duration of Lonesome Lane, opting instead to 'give it some' through the delicious bends and enjoy the pitch, yaw and roll that they offer. Following which, for first time of the evening, I was warm.
The half way stop? Ummmmm........ that needs to be (and I think will be) reviewed. Suffice it to say, Planet Sweet / 130 plus riders = does not really go. Not when peeps are zipping up and down the road in all directions to keep warm while the lengthy queue outside stays just that. While their tucker is clearly ok, I remain to be convinced that they are best suited to deal with a 'volume customer'.
Turners Hill increased the heart rate of a few, as well as warming them up once we had left Planet Sweet, and was then followed by the glorious, glorious descent through Ardingly into Lindfield. Mile after mile of ear to ear grin factor is what this road delivers, and all for
so little effort. Its
hard not to like it. No,
love it.
Slugwash lane was enchanting, as is usual, with its twists, turns and switchbacks. Plenty of manic rabbits darting between the verges. I think we were there probably a little too late in the day to spot some of the shy deer which have been seen there before.
And so... on to The Beacon, the final 'set piece' of this ride. We did it. Everyone did it. Including a (two years shy of) septuagenarian, whom I understand to be not in the peak of health. And I'd heard was picked up, put back on his bike and given a helpful shove up The Beacon on more than one occasion. Well done all!
Brighton.
Madeira Drive.
Maderia Cafe.
Sunshine.
Greg and his crew. Delivering the
greasefest breakfast to me, one of the last in the queue, forty minutes or so after he had delivered the first.
And most yummy it was too!
The rest ventures into the realms of 'too messy to put into writing....'
Thanks all, who I had the chance to enjoy an exchange with during the night.
Thanks, Charlotte for the pyjamas

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<div>Can't wait until the next one.</div>