Foods that should be called something else.

[Dave 123]

Bananas. The true spawn of Lucifer!

 

[JoeyB]

Celery isn't food, it tastes like dirt.
Turkish Delight isn't food, it tastes like perfume.
Not a massive fan of tomatoes either, but every now and then I can tolerate a slice in a burger.

 

[Beebo]

Beetroot should be renamed dungroot.

I shaln't even mention mayonnaise,

I'm with you on the dungroot, but like mayo.

 

[Wafer]

Doner kebabs probably shouldn't be called food, I still like them though....

 

[JoeyB]

Doner kebabs probably shouldn't be called food, I still like them though....

Nom nom nom

 

[Markymark]

I much prefer the accurate names for things...like 2 fried chicken's periods rather than eggs.

 

[shouldbeinbed]

The Courgette should be renamed Satan's fetid penis.

 

[MikeG]

Marzipan should be renamed "Devils Toe Jam"

Shop-bought "marzipan"...........yes. But the real thing, home-made with just ground almonds, sugar and egg whites is to die for. Gorgeous!

 

[Crackle]

Honey, it tastes funny.
It should be renamed "regurgitated bee vomit", because that's what it is.
Anyone want some regurgitated bee vomit on their porridge?

I much prefer the accurate names for things...like 2 fried chicken's periods rather than eggs.

They're both natural though aren't they. No one has stuck them through a plasticizer, halved their natural content and then re-added the vitamins they should have had anyhow, wrapped them in plastic with marketable pictures on and stuck them on a shelf.

 

[raleighnut]

Rice "cakes"

 

[nickyboy]

Cucumbers.....the only thing that bridges the gap between insipid tasting food and wheatgrass-type smoothies

 

[Fab Foodie]

Baked potato should just be called boring.

 

[MisterStan]

Rice "cakes"

Cakes? Trade descriptions should have a field day with them.

 

[ianrauk]

There is only one devil food and that is Coconut.

I can't believe some of the food some members don't like. You bloody heathens.

 

[JoeyB]

Ah yes cucumber, the other one I don't like.