Foods that should be called something else.

[MisterStan]

You are joking, aren't you? Eggs and faeces come out of different tubes.

Initially I was being smart, I am aware that eggs aren't bird shoot, however they do pop out of the same hole - cloaca - Google it.

Edit: cross posted.

 

[MikeG]

As long as you throw away the bit that squeezed through the chicken's vagina.

Chickens don't have vaginas.

 

[Markymark]

Chickens don't have vaginas.

It may not be called a vagina but it's a hole that sperm goes in and periods come out of.

 

[MisterStan]

It may not be called a vagina but it's a hole that sperm goes in and periods come out of.

Beautifully put.

 

[Markymark]

Beautifully put.

It's actually the title of a song....One that I'd rather listen to than anything by Coldplay (sorry, thread ressurection!)

 

[vickster]

Coriander = devil's weed...have you smelt that stuff

And don't get me started on cold egg in any guide and egg mayonnaise (i.e. wet eggy farts) especially

 

[Piemaster]

Those snack a jack healthy crisp things, like eating polystyrene.....

Some packaging material is made from potato starch so actually should be edible. Haven't tried it but wouldn't expect it to taste any worse then snack a jacks.

Cheese and jam sandwiches - sounds like one of the YUK ones but call it something else...a warm mini baguette with Camembert cheese and cranberry jelly and you can charge £4 for it.

 

[jefmcg]

It may not be called a vagina but it's a hole that sperm goes in and periods come out of.

Really, chickens don't have vaginas or uteruses so they don't have periods either. Chicken period would be a discarded nest.

So that makes bird's nest soup bird period, I guess. Which is actually less disgusting sounding than it should be, seeing it's bird saliva

 

[Markymark]

Really, chickens don't have vaginas or uteruses so they don't have periods either. Chicken period would be a discarded nest.

So that makes bird's nest soup bird period, I guess. Which is actually less disgusting sounding than it should be, seeing it's bird saliva

Ok, I'm not much of a chicken expert but what's a discarded unfertilised egg if it's not a period?

 

[jefmcg]

Ok, I'm not much of a chicken expert but what's a discarded unfertilised egg if it's not a period?

The egg disappears quietly if it is not fertilised. It's just a single cell. A period is the blood uterus lining that was ready to receive that egg, had it been fertilised. Like a nest.

Seriously, did you not learn this stuff at school?

Edit: to bring this back on topic ... Why do people eat placentas?

 

[Doseone]

Light mayonnaise.

It's really just white paint in a jar.

 

[EltonFrog]

Capers...Should be called "what's the point of them."

 

[roadrash]

marmite, end of you may now close the thread , i win

 

[roadrash]

oh hang on ........crabstix.....fekin awful

 

[Donger]

This thread was brought to you by Dairylea cheese slices........
What else should not be called food?

When I used to do my Mum's shopping for her, she used to regularly ask me to pick up some Tesco's value "cheese food slices", which were apparently low in fat ..... and appeared to also be low in cheese.