Foods that should be called something else.

[threebikesmcginty]

marmite, end of you may now close the thread , i win

You lose, you're just appealing to other weirdos who haven't got proper taste buds.

 

[vernon]

Chicken Embryo surely

Not when they are unfertilised as they usually are.

 

[Andy_R]

Coriander = devil's weed...have you smelt that stuff

And don't get me started on cold egg in any guide and egg mayonnaise (i.e. wet eggy farts) especially

is that anything like scout and marmite ketchup?

 

[Jenkins]

Weight Watchers products should just be renamed Smaller Servings.

 

[MikeG]

When I used to do my Mum's shopping for her, she used to regularly ask me to pick up some Tesco's value "cheese food slices", which were apparently low in fat ..... and appeared to also be low in cheese.

That stuff, and others like it, was known as pasteurised soap in our family when we were growing up.

 

[stephec]

Weight Watchers products should just be renamed Smaller Servings.

I like them, because there's only half the calories you can eat twice as much.

 

[Jenkins]

I like them, because there's only half the calories you can eat twice as much.

At four times the cost.

 

[cosmicbike]

KFC

 

[Ganymede]

Not when they are unfertilised as they usually are.

TMN...

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

I definitely don't ''heart'' hearts. Or I wouldn't if I ever managed to get a piece anywhere near my mouth.

I like just about all the beetroots, coconuts and capers stuff though. I've even been known to put coconut in porridge.

Guacamole should be renamed because there's never any mole in it.

 

[Andy_R]

I definitely don't ''heart'' hearts. Or I wouldn't if I ever managed to get a piece anywhere near my mouth.

I like just about all the beetroots, coconuts and capers stuff though. I've even been known to put coconut in porridge.

Guacamole should be renamed because there's never any mole in it.

Especially when it should be pronounced "whack a molaiy"

 

[Accy cyclist]

Squid,pineapple,chilli con carne,Chelsea buns,mashed potatoes(used to love 'em)tinned pilchards to name but a few that i don't like. Spew inducing i'd call them.

 

[yello]

Sandwiches. They need a name change.

To be clearer, either in the UK or the US. Because they are completely different items either side of the Atlantic.

Anyone that has ever had a New York deli sandwich knows that the damned thing could feed a small nation. On the other hand, can you imagine the look of dismay/disbelief/disgust on the face of an American on ordering one in the UK - to be presented with a slice of cheddar between two slices of mighty white.

A name change is needed to avoid confusion.

 

[Ganymede]

Sandwiches. They need a name change.

To be clearer, either in the UK or the US. Because they are completely different items either side of the Atlantic.

Anyone that has ever had a New York deli sandwich knows that the damned thing could feed a small nation. On the other hand, can you imagine the look of dismay/disbelief/disgust on the face of an American on ordering one in the UK - to be presented with a slice of cheddar between two slices of mighty white.

A name change is needed to avoid confusion.

Well the Yanks had better find a new name quick!

Have to say, when I was recently in the US, I was appalled at the bread there. It all tastes sweet, like sort of musty cake, unless you order sourdough. I had a quite high-quality turkey sandwich (yeah, with cheese, every bleddy thing with cheese) and the bread tasted of sugar. Sugar, sugar everywhere in that country. Yeuch.

 

[vickster]

We had sandwiches first, the yanks can rename theirs!