For all the food ponces.

[stephec]

I was in Aldi today and saw this stuff on sale, ponciness on a budget -

https://www.aldi.co.uk/en/specialbuys/thur-10-dec/

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Wot no pies?

Photoshopped out....

 

[stephec]

Wot no pies?

I had a lovely pie from a farm bakery today, I was working at this place - http://www.fiddlerslancashirecrisps.co.uk/

As well as making crisps they have a bakery shop with bread, pies, and cakes in it.

Minced beef with just the right amount of gravy in it, top class.

 

[User169]

[QUOTE 4049446, member: 259"]Why is the Serrano leg of ham marked 'over 18s only'? [/QUOTE]

No such probs with a case of Bud!

[I guess it's 'cos of the knife]

 

[stephec]

[QUOTE 4049446, member: 259"]Why is the Serrano leg of ham marked 'over 18s only'? [/QUOTE]
I didn't look that far down, I was mesmerised by the slate.

 

[TVC]

I've got their small Serrano in the fridge. Thanks for the advice on unpacking it @User

 

[awomaninsane]

Looks life I'll be heading there for my slate cake stand and lazy Susan this weekend. Not. Who the heck needs a lazy Susan?

 

[PeteXXX]

But does one's jus not run over the edges of one's slate platter?

And no poncy quinoa!!!

 

[swee'pea99]

Christmas tree? That's not a bleedin' Christmas tree. Christmas trees are conical. That's a midget shrub. Sheesh.

 

[Saluki]

What is the point of a flat slate plate? All the gravy will come off the sides and all over the table. Why is the meat stuff for over 18s? Has the law changed of late and nobody has told me?

 

[Saluki]

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Christmas tree? That's not a bleedin' Christmas tree. Christmas trees are conical. That's a midget shrub. Sheesh.

We have shrubs like that, at our local pet and garden shop in town. £1.50 each.

 

[TVC]

What is the point of a flat slate plate? All the gravy will come off the sides and all over the table. Why is the meat stuff for over 18s? Has the law changed of late and nobody has told me?

The jambon come with a stand and a knife, that's why they are age restricted.

Every food ponce knows that slates are for cold food, warm stuff is served on wood.

 

[Saluki]

The jambon come with a stand and a knife, that's why they are age restricted.

Every food ponce knows that slates are for cold food, warm stuff is served on wood.

Ah right. Not being a food ponce, I did not know that. The knife being sold with the jambon, didn't cross my mind.
Pretty sure gravy will fall off a wooden board too.

 

[ANT 666]

I've got a roof full of them.

 

[awomaninsane]

Tsk, you don't get gravy with poncey food, c'mon!
You get stuff like tuna ceviche or assiette of pork with caramalised apple purée and braised celery. Obvs.