For the parents amongst us

[Andy_R]

I read this Dad, you're weird and wondered what I've got coming in a few years time. May as well go and put myself out of my misery now. Where's that humane killer when you need it

 

[dellzeqq]

nope. Put the humane killer to one side, and crank up your cranky bits to the maxx (I believe it's 'young people to double up on x's). Announce confidently to a roomful of your kid's friends that 'we can't wait for XXXX to move out - we'll be able to have sex on the dining room table any time we like'. And take a bow.

 

[mickle]

My 14 yo disagrees. Which must mean that i'm not doing it right.

 

[cyberknight]

I thought one of the bonusus of parenthood was being in the position to embaress your kids on purpose , save those cute stories /pictures for when their friends come around ..........
My 5 year old already calls me silly , just wait till he has a party when hes older i can gate crash with dad dancing

 

[biggs682]

i always tell my daughter its part of being a good father , when ever i embaress her

 

[subaqua]

View: http://youtu.be/0Y248Z8kSps


my 11 yr old has mastered the stomp already. and "the look" that all women seem to have the genetic code for

 

[asterix]

nope. Put the humane killer to one side, and crank up your cranky bits to the maxx (I believe it's 'young people to double up on x's). Announce confidently to a roomful of your kid's friends that 'we can't wait for XXXX to move out - we'll be able to have sex on the dining room table any time we like'. And take a bow.

You are just the sort of person who thinks it cool to fasten the lowest button of your waistcoat.

 

[Doseone]

My 11 year old daughter vets what we wear before we go in to town just in case any of her m8's see us.