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Fork nose how he did it?

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by Mr Phoebus, 29 Aug 2007.

  1. Mr Phoebus

    Mr Phoebus New Member

    A friend of mine sent me these snaps....


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    ;):eek::biggrin::eek::sad::eek::biggrin::eek::sad::eek::angry::eek::ohmy::eek::biggrin::eek::biggrin::eek::eek::eek::eek:
     
  2. Oh dear - poor thing. (Looks like he might have to go under the knife at some stage...

    (Pity this wasn't posted by 'thereisnospoon'../;)
     
  3. Chuffy

    Chuffy Veteran

    As WC Fields once said - "I like children but I couldn't eat a whole one".
     
  4. hubgearfreak

    hubgearfreak Über Member

    a junior contender for the Darwin awards, perhaps?;)
     
  5. Mr Phoebus

    Mr Phoebus New Member

    :biggrin::biggrin::biggrin:
     
  6. Mr Phoebus

    Mr Phoebus New Member

    If only he ate at a proper Balti house, none of this would've happened.
     
  7. bonj2

    bonj2 Guest

    PLEASE tell me that's trick photography/photoshopped...
     
  8. Mr Phoebus

    Mr Phoebus New Member

    'Fraid not. If it was photoshopped he'd have an axe stuck in his head.
     
  9. Dayvo

    Dayvo Just passin' through

    Location:
    O' slO'
    I tried 'drinking' a strawberry milkshake once (I was 28 ;)) by stuffing two straws up my nose and sniffing!
    It didn't work, just gave me a monster, double-barrelled, nosebleed! :biggrin::sad:
     
  10. barq

    barq Senior Member

    Location:
    Birmingham, UK
    ;) Oh wow, that's horrible.
     
  11. Chuffy

    Chuffy Veteran

    Yeah, strawberry milkshake is disgusting.;)
     
  12. Mr Phoebus

    Mr Phoebus New Member

    *Monty Python*

    Head Waiter Excuse me monsieur and madame. (examines the fork) It's filthy, Gaston ... find out who washed this up, and give them their cards immediately.
    Man Oh, no, no.
    Head Waiter Better still, we can't afford to take any chances, sack the entire washing-up staff.
     
  13. Wow, that's horrible.

    Reminds me of when my younger sister took the wheels off my toy bus and decided to see what would happen if she shoved the metal axle up her nostril! Luckily it exited just to the side of her eye - she was only two yrs old at the time, mad panic dash to the hospital. Oh for those happy 1960s days of toy vehicles with removable metal parts:wacko:
     
  14. cisamcgu

    cisamcgu Veteran

    Location:
    Merseyside-ish
    There is no blood - somehow I think that it may not be as it seems ;)