Who here hasn't had that happen to them at some time?If I come back from my evening ride with a slide rule rammed up my @rse, then you'll know he's found me. Officer.

Who here hasn't had that happen to them at some time?If I come back from my evening ride with a slide rule rammed up my @rse, then you'll know he's found me. Officer.
I feel much better now you've said that.Who here hasn't had that happen to them at some time?
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Fnaar MIA!!!!!pregnant... bonkers.... *snigger*
Where's Fnaar?
I seldom stray far, though I shall be mostly MIA for a week or so from tomorrow while I recharge my smut batteries.pregnant... bonkers.... *snigger*
Where's Fnaar?
Batteries that size must need plugging in to the national grid to be recharged.I seldom stray far, though I shall be mostly MIA for a week or so from tomorrow while I recharge my smut batteries.![]()
I've got a garmin thing belonging to Marin York that he very kindly loaned me. I need to return it but I've lost his address. I wish he'd come back.Marin York?
You can squeeze a bit more out of them if you rub them vigorously between the palms of your hands....while I recharge my smut batteries.![]()
Miss Goodbody up the road says that she puts her tongue on the end to see if there's a little tingle, which suggests some charge is present.You can squeeze a bit more out of them if you rub them vigorously between the palms of your hands.
Pat yourself on the back for that post @surfdude, excellent.maybe if people were a little bit more friendly and less rude about what people post then maybe people will stay a bit longer . we all have different opinions about things different things .