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Friday Funny? Possibly not.

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by Alan Biles, 20 Jul 2007.

  1. Alan Biles

    Alan Biles Senior Member

    Location:
    Salisbury, England
    I thought I'd share this with you .....

    A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre.
    After careful planning, he got past security, stole the paintings and made it safely to his van.

    However, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of gas.

    When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error, he replied, "Monsieur, that is the reason I stole the paintings. I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh."

    (and you thought I didn't have De Gaulle to post this joke.

    Well, I figured I'd have nothing Toulouse)


    Sorry.

    Alan
     
  2. dan_bo

    dan_bo How much does it cost to Oldham?

    Location:
    Failsworth
    Hey! it's alright that is!
     
  3. Keith Oates

    Keith Oates Janner

    Location:
    Penarth, Wales
    Oh well, all I can say is I've not heard it before AND it's quite good!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  4. Maggot

    Maggot Star of BBC 5Lives Ballot Box Brigade

    Location:
    Cheddar
    A door to door salesman is doing his rounds. He knocks on one door, and a young lad answers it wearing a neglige, smoking a big cigar and drinking from a bottle of gin, in the background there is music and laughter. "Is your mum in?" asks the salesman. "What the **** do you think" answers the lad.
     
  5. Mr Phoebus

    Mr Phoebus New Member

    :tongue::?: Nice play on words.
     
  6. Cab

    Cab New Member

    Location:
    Cambridge
    Stop it, you're driving me in Seine.
     
  7. Mr Phoebus

    Mr Phoebus New Member

    Me too! I copped a right Eiffel.
     
  8. fuzzy29

    fuzzy29 New Member

    Location:
    Somerset
    A blonde woman named Kayla was speeding down the road in her Toyota Sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer, who was also a blonde. The cop asked to see the blonde's driver's license.

    She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated.

    "What does it look like?" she finally asked.

    The policewoman replied, "It's square and it has your picture on it."

    The driver finally found a square mirror, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman. "Here it is," she said.

    The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, "Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop. "