betty swollocks
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Bloke about to be married decides to give a his wife a very special present for their wedding night and decides to have her name, Wendy, tattooed on his willy.
Goes along to the tattoo parlour, where the tattooist explains that her full name will only be visible when the willy is in its tumescent state, otherwise only the W and the Y, will be visible.
He has it done.
They go on their honeymoon to North Wales and while out on a day trip to Anglesey, the bloke goes a public loo. While standing at the urinal, he, glances across and down (as you do) at the fellow standing next to him and sees to his amazement a W and Y on the other's member.
"Ah, so your wife's name is Wendy too is it?"
"No: I'm a tour guide round these here. It says - ' Welcome to Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch, have a nice day.'
Goes along to the tattoo parlour, where the tattooist explains that her full name will only be visible when the willy is in its tumescent state, otherwise only the W and the Y, will be visible.
He has it done.
They go on their honeymoon to North Wales and while out on a day trip to Anglesey, the bloke goes a public loo. While standing at the urinal, he, glances across and down (as you do) at the fellow standing next to him and sees to his amazement a W and Y on the other's member.
"Ah, so your wife's name is Wendy too is it?"
"No: I'm a tour guide round these here. It says - ' Welcome to Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch, have a nice day.'