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Friday Joke on a wet Tuesday..

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by ChrisW, 9 Oct 2007.

  1. ChrisW

    ChrisW Senior Member

    Premature i know, but that's just a personal problem...


    A wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom
    making love to a very attractive young woman. And was somewhat upset.

    "You are a disrespectful pig!", she cried. "How dare you do this
    to me - a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I
    want a divorce straight away!"

    And Paddy (for it was he) replied "Hang on just a minute luv, so
    at least I can tell you what happened." "Fine, go ahead", she sobbed, "but
    they'll be the last words you'll say to me!"

    And Paddy began-
    "Well, I was getting into the car to drive home and this young
    lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenceless
    that I took pity on her and let her into the car. I noticed that she was very
    thin, not well dressed and very dirty.

    She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days! So, in my
    compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last
    night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight.
    The poor thing devoured them in moments.

    Since she needed a good clean-up, I suggested a shower, and while
    she was doing that I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes, so
    I threw them away. Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer
    jeans that you've had for a few years, but don't use because you say they are
    too tight.

    I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present,
    which you don't use because I don't have good taste. I found the sexy blouse
    my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't use just to annoy her, and I
    also donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and don't
    use because someone at work has a pair of the same.

    Here Paddy took a quick breath and continued, "She was so grateful
    for my understanding and help, and as I walked her to the door she turned
    to me with tears in her eyes and said, "Please.. do you have anything
    else that your wife doesn't use?"

    Tee hee hee:biggrin:
  2. alecstilleyedye

    alecstilleyedye nothing in moderation Staff Member

    you could see that coming (or at least the tramp lady did).
  3. Panter

    Panter Just call me Chris...

    Class :biggrin: