Friday Night is Music Night: Misheard Lyrics

[sheddy]

Misheard lyrics (deliberately or otherwise).
But do introduce your mangled entry or we might not get it...

 

[sheddy]

Stand by your Nan

View: https://youtu.be/f2KP9fYZUWA

 

[Cletus Van Damme]

A year has passed since I broke my nose (wrote my note). Just the way he sings.

 

[BrumJim]

I'm a Cilla Black Fan on bike:

 

[Sharky]

Whale meat again by Vera Lynn

 

[Beebo]

I always thought Stairway to heaven had the lyric.
“And there’s a wino down the road.
but it’s actually “And as we wind on down the road.“
At 6.45

View: https://youtu.be/QkF3oxziUI4

 

[glasgowcyclist]

Creedence Clearwater Revival; Bad Moon Rising

"🎶... there's a bathroom on the right...🎶"

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUQiUFZ5RDw

 

[glasgowcyclist]

Ken Dodd; Happiness

🎶A penis! A penis!​

The greatest gift that I possess,​

I thank the Lord that I've been blessed with more than my share of a penis...🎶​

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4a5vaIsaxB8

 

[MichaelW2]

Everytime you go away..you take a piece of meat with you.

View: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RnUKtCTHa3Y

 

[Venod]

Still makes me laugh after all these years.

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7my5baoCVv8&ab_channel=PeterKay

 

[MichaelW2]

I'm farting carrots.

View: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1TsVjvEkc4s

 

[DCLane]

Pretty much anything by Frazey Ford would come under this, but September Fields seems to have a load:

 

[winjim]

Ken Dodd; Happiness

🎶A penis! A penis!​

The greatest gift that I possess,​

I thank the Lord that I've been blessed with more than my share of a penis...🎶​

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4a5vaIsaxB8

View: https://youtu.be/lYsojcXUbww

 

[Adam4868]

I wanna be a door...Stone Roses

View: https://youtu.be/4D2qcbu26gs

 

[Chris S]

The first time I heard this I thought it was about Sue Lawley

View: https://youtu.be/MX6MvV8cbh8