Friday Night is Music Night: St Patrick's Day

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by Smokin Joe, 17 Mar 2017.

  1. Smokin Joe

    Smokin Joe Legendary Member

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  2. Dave 123

    Dave 123 Guru


    I could have gone to see him in London tonight but I have other plans. Seen him few times. Rough as ar5eholes and great!
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  3. numbnuts

    numbnuts Legendary Member

    North Baddesley
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    meta lon Guru

  5. sight-pin

    sight-pin Über Member

    Floating about
  6. FiveLeavesLeft

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  7. AndyRM

    AndyRM Guru

    Whitley Bay
    Not a song, granted, but it sums up my feelings...

    Widespread reports are emerging today to suggest that everyone is currently pretending to enjoy pints of Guinness.

    According to the reports, numerous pubs across the country are already full of people taking far too long over a pint and suppressing a shudder every time they take a sip of what is colloquially known as ‘the black stuff’.

    The reason for the upsurge in people pretending to enjoy a ‘drink’ that tastes like ditch-water flavoured with misery is St. Patricks Day; A day where people across the globe put on furry green top hats and claim lineage to somewhere in the ‘auld country’.

    “I love Guinness, actually,” said Simon Williams, a prick, as he barely stifled an involuntary retch.

    “In fact, I’m one-sixteenth Irish, so that’s why I’ve got a taste for it. I’ll probably be drinking it all the time from now on I’d have thought.”

    Mr Williams almost certainly then went on to claim that ‘actually it tastes loads better if you’re actually in Ireland’ despite never having been actually in Ireland in his life.

    As pubs are expected to remain full of people like Mr Williams throughout the rest of the day, everyone who isn’t a colossal peanut is advised to stay in tonight and watch Gogglebox instead.
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  9. Afnug

    Afnug Everything you can imagine is real

  10. threebikesmcginty

    threebikesmcginty Corn Fed Hick...

    ...on the slake
    Lot of shoit from Ireland, best band by far were the Undertones.

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  11. Afnug

    Afnug Everything you can imagine is real

    Luka Bloom - The Acoustic motorbike.

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