Well, what a great night, the earlier evening rain dutifully vanished and the ride moved along smoothly. A mention to all those that assist 'Ringmaster Simon' in his monthly performance. I was also most impressed with the Scout Hut fare. Here's my take on the Good The Bad and The Ugly:-
Cycled to Farnborough station in hissing rain, made it from Waterloo to KX with assists from a taxi driver, I knocked on his window for directions

and a fellow cyclist I met. Mooched around until Mikee, and his bag of tricks, arrived, then set to work bunging the rack and panniers on bike. Despite assistance from Mike this didn't take too long and the glorious Sig, plus cake, arrived part way through. We delayed our departure for HPC due to more hissing rain because we had plenty of time. This didn't actually take into consideration Mikes battery buying escapades and burning desire to have a lengthy chat with the homeless guy outside the shop. Still it's the first time I've seen someone who's begging offer to pay money to get rid of a wellwisher

Finally made it to HPC just before the off, I've gotten used to the extra weight on the back of the bike at this point. Oh yeah some yummy alcoholic choccy cake from Pippa which I sadly had to share with Mike.
So off we set and, if you've not done a night ride, it's worth turning up just to see the procession out of HPC....truly magnificent, and that's not to mention the crazy looking bikes. Gradually touched base with various familiar faces, many thought we'd been no shows due to late HPC arrival. Chatted to the usual suspects throughout the ride and various new faces. At an early regrouping was boxed in by other riders due to my consignment of cake. Sig finally arrived with a shout of 'where is he and where's the f*cking cake?'. Thankfully I knew this actually meant she loved me and appreciated my cake carrying. Was especially good to see Teef back to 'normal' , the big fella had us worried for a while. Some laugh out loud moments, awesome performances and the atmosphere was really upbeat. Plenty of banter and some great one liners from Ian, if farting counts as a one liner

, and Andy Arallsop, he can dish out cutting one liners as well as he can write up his LEL adventure...just a talented bloke. Personal highlights, set my new top speed of 37.38mph down Reigate Hill, though still heavy use of brakes. Also made it up Ditchling.....DO NOT LISTEN TO ANYTHING TO THE CONTRARY FROM THAT LITTLE TOAD IAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So, getting home, that's a different tale - decided I'd ride to Gatwick and get direct train from there. Somehow my wishes to only ride the direct, and non-hilly, option, got translated into, let's take him for a jaunt round the houses and make it as much like a Surrey Hills ride as possible. I was struggling from the off and just about hanging well off the back of the bunch. Crawling up one hill I had to stop to answer my phone...it was Mikee to tell me he was enjoying a can of Stella on the train....oh how I laughed as I struggled to get going again. After 20ish miles I declared to TC1 that the next vertical hill would be it and I'd be stopping for at least an hour. Sure enough just round the corner there it was, and I kept to my word, persuading the others to crack on without me. After a bit of a rest I crawled up the hill and reached Handcross, and a shop. At this point I should mention Sig had taken her remaining cake away with her....just saying like

. So I spent a few minutes scoffing sandwich, chocolate milk drink and can of Fanta. Also took a call from RichP just in case I was still getting lashed in Brighton, nice to the chat to the man as always...the sustenance actually making chatting possible. Then I ambled my way to Balcombe and got a train to Gatwick and from there to Blackwater and home. A very nice ticket inspector shook me awake just before Blackwater, I think I'd have cried if I'd woken up in Reading. Overall was 96 miles for the ride and that's the longest since about August last year. Also the bonk set in later than last time and that had been later than the time before. So gradually getting some fitness back plus, after bath and some rest I no longer wish mayhem and murder on my fellow returnee riders
Comedy moment of the day - on arriving in Brighton we were all getting a cheer and round of applause. TC1 got the train to Brighton to join the ride back so was met with cheer/round of applause for his couple of miles from the station
