Wowser - that was a cold night.

Determined not to have to bail due to wardrobe malfunctions - my recent investments chez Gore and Assos didnt let me down and I still had clothes in reserve! This is boding well for my forthcoming ride to Germany. On top of which the warmth generated by the caring, friendly and often hilarious camaraderie provided by the riders of the night made the whole evening possibly balmy.
I realised that the cat who lives with Their Leggships had warned of colder climes - His DZship was not only in longs but he was also wearing his Fridays shirt

which I havent seen him wear for a while! Someone told me that he was actually wearing practically every single cycling top he owns!! It was so cold that even the awesome thighs of Davy All Up WalnutWhips were in hibernation.
The meet and greet at the Arch was in full swing - a mixture of some new and some familiar faces - all wrapped up and ready for the Bollards, Bump and Bungalow warnings. There was no The Claud which was a big disappointment although the compensation was in the form of McWobble - huzzahhhh - who has recovered enough to do his first FNRttC in four months since breaking his ankle. Brilliant to see you back on two - very smart - wheels. TimO, Martint235, Ianrauk and Flying Dodo were named as the TEC team with All Up Wallnuts at the rear.
One of my first LOL moments was at Parliament Square - there were about six people in front who made the green lights, the next batch of the group and I waited at the red ones. Charlie B, on my right said "Hmmmph. I'm supposed to marking that junction" (the one ensuring peeps head for the bridge rather than going down Whitehall)! So we all had a group chat about the fact that none of us were to head towards Downing Street! Charlie shot off at the Green Light and was in waymarking position before you could say "Where's Dellzeqq?"
Cycling along the Embankment at night under a moonlit sky is a joy. London commuters weaved their way amongst us and around us, completely oblivious to what kind of a night was ahead of us. There was some inevitable Stroppy London Driving which always makes me wonder why they dont just ride a bike when they can instead? The pedestrians staggering about had massively reduced in numbers due to the drop in temperature but we did see some who clearly had forgotten to get dressed before they went out on their night on the tiles.
We regrouped a few times, cycled over the Bow Flyover (still a Nemesis in my head), out Eastwards, through Romford and on. Several of the waymarkers were on fixed wheel which always looks really cool to me. Banter from drivers was jovial - I was offered £5 to swap places with someone in an Audi! Mastercard has it right. Cost of a bike £300+. Cost of being on an FNRttC - priceless.
The urban lights reduced, I did some waymarking, the stars in the sky were bright, bright, bright. Stock is one of my favourite Stopsies. The food fantastic, those two teenagers on the till who are bleary-eyed having been woken up at 3am to then do mental arithmetic at 4am - thank you, all of you for being there. The chit-chatting and catching up that had taken place whilst cycling didnt stop as we filled our faces with rolls and cakes - sitting opposite RB58, Xi, George and Tall Michael was a lovely Derwent Manor reminiscing moment.
Out into the starry sky, the cold air seemed even colder. I realised seeing the word "Polar" across DZ's butt kind of summed up the glacial temperatures of the night. ( It may not have been the coldest FNRttC but it was pretty nippy). As we weaved our way through country lanes - George told me that the lights on the horizon having nothing to do with the sun rising but of the streetlights of Chelmsford!
I have no idea what Poor Robin does when the North Wind Doth Blow. I can tell you what a Flying Dodo does tho. He cycled up behind me and said "Great, Mice. I'm going to stay here behind you and shelter from the wind". To which I replied "What do you think I am. A ****ing barn?!" (Cheeky sod I thought to myself) Then I heard Susie laugh but apparently she was laughing at something else....!!! We saw Venus, the Plough, a couple of aeroplanes and the sun came up over Burnham on Crouch. Breakfast was absolutely delicious at the Cabin - there was a bit of a wait which according to the excellent chef was absolutely on account of the fact that all the waiting staff had over slept by quite some time!
Susie, George, Matt and I made our way to the station for the magic of groupsave! George nominated himself to being Bike Monitor, looking after our bikes and keeping them out of the way of passengers. Susie and I sat down to chat to fellow passengers who couldnt quite believe what we had done, I met someone who is not only an Arsenal Supporter but is also a CTC member. He has four bikes!! Matt sat in silence, dozing he said although I suspect regretting being in our carriage but the way he so fabulously picked up both Susies and my bikes to take them off the train was really, really slick. Thank you for that!
At Liverpool Street Matt headed home and the three of us headed to Look Mum No Hands. Our numbers increased by the hour - there was a bit of a concern when we heard that Simon was still in Southend as he was staying there for lunch????!! By 1pm we were a group of 17 and bottles of beer were flying across the place. Our numbers increased as Rebecca Olds and Titus +1 joined us for Hello and a Chat. Next time hopefully they will all be on wheels - along with TC, Greg Collins, LeoQueen82 , Redfalo and that there Andy Allsopp to name a few. There was laughter all round, coffees, food and more chat. Clearly this has been an FNRttC! As George and I left, Charlie B, RB58 and the Returners arrived!
A great ride, fab company and fantastic route. Thank you Simon and Susie - these rides are just the very, very best.
I took some pics which are pretty rubbish - great subjects tho'!
https://picasaweb.google.com/108733...authkey=Gv1sRgCIjg7OHf0J_exAE&feat=directlink
Mice