Friday's jerseys

[Aperitif]

Might as well just get one of these...

Any chance of a Fred Goodwin jersey?

Super idea, Ed - it will come with 50 pockets for dosh. I'll have a Ryan Giggs one, in XXXLinjunction size.

 

[Becs]

I'm having sizing issues too, I fear if I order the correct size based on my chest the rest of it might be somewhat tent-like :-)

 

[dellzeqq]

I'm having sizing issues too, I fear if I order the correct size based on my chest the rest of it might be somewhat tent-like :-)

I can take a cheque over to them with your measurements and see what they can do. I'm already tasked with delivering the perfect fit to one customer.

 

[Aperitif]

Checklist:

Dump the star.
Change Fridays to Saturdays.
Ask for volunteers to help Becs get the right fit.
Pack a bag.

I'm sure there's more...

 

[Becs]

I can take a cheque over to them with your measurements and see what they can do. I'm already tasked with delivering the perfect fit to one customer.

Thanks Simon. I'll send you a cheque tomorrow (although it will be from my mum as I don't have a cheque book!). If all goes to plan the measurements will shrink considerably in the next few months so I'd rather it was a snug fit now!

 

[theclaud]

Seeing as DZ is shortly to be in possession of the vital statistics of the women of the FNRttC, I'd just like to point out, Rich, that sweepstakes are bad form...

 

[Aperitif]

"All Becs are off" Rich!


Ah, sorry, that should read 'Bets' - my mistake.

 

[GrumpyGregry]

What is going on!

Help me out people...

The club is called The Fridays.... yes?

Thusly the jerseys are rightly The Fridays' or The Fridays's jerseys no? The latter lacks a convivial style and can be disguarded.

Friday's jersey, a la the thread title, would belong to Robinson Crusoe's mate would it not?

or have we all become grocers? a grosser thought I could not think!

 

[theclaud]

or have we all become grocers?

You mean grocer's, shurely?

 

[threebikesmcginty]

You mean grocer's, shurely?

Yup - I'll buy a few lb's of that logic!

 

[Andrij]

Might as well just get one of these...

Any chance of a Fred Goodwin jersey?

Or one of these?

 

[dellzeqq]

Or one of these?

sorry - no star!

 

[Aperitif]

I'm laying the blame at rich's d'or. It was a peaceful Wednesday until he started faffing around with a tape measure.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

It was a peaceful Wednesday until he started faffing around with a tape measure.

I don't carry a tape measure, not as a rule.

 

[Aperitif]

I don't carry a tape measure, not as a rule.

You got a moral compass I can borrow, Ed - I need to square the circle... "Divide and rule" Apparently it works.