We think you're a bunch of feeble minded provincial simpletons whose level of sophistication doesn't extend much beyond constantly feeling the need to explain to Southerners that they call a bread roll something slightly different in the next town down the road. Honestly, I've lived up here for nearly twenty years, I've worked out how to order my lunch.
I came down here to take one of your well paid jobs, nab a woman that can spell, and consign another Londoner to a cardboard box.
Why would I need to make friends? I'm a Southerner, we don't even talk to each other, remember?But not how to fit in, make friends and influence people
Aye and bloody keep it that way ya greet southern jessie.
