Fun with the new plastic fiver.

[Racing roadkill]

I used to put crisp packets in the oven to shrink them, for a laugh. It seems as though you can do the same thing with the new five pound note.


View: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=s9SpXjaZcPI


Excellent, It will make it look like you have massive hands, or you've discovered a secret land where tiny little people have tiny little money, and you've been there, and robbed a bank ( probably).

 

[steve50]

Fine if you've got money to burn...................thats if the video is legit.

 

[stephec]

I thought they were supposed to last longer?

Two pasties, a cake, and a can of coke, and I still had hardly any change left.

Lying bastards.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Isn't that deflation? Bad for the economy I've been told.

 

[Markymark]

What's a £5 note?

 

[stephec]

What's a £5 note?

It one of those things you wipe your arse with, or is that a twenty?

 

[Markymark]

It one of those things you wipe your arse with, or is that a twenty?

I'll ask my arse wiper.

 

[Profpointy]

It one of those things you wipe your arse with, or is that a twenty?

That would be a swan's neck surely

 

[Tim Hall]

[QUOTE 4477443, member: 259"]A Pooper swan?[/QUOTE]
The swan's saying nothing. A mute swan, obvs.

 

[tyred]

They're no good for lighting one's cigar.

 

[Racing roadkill]

They're no good for lighting one's cigar.

I'll ask my butler about that.

 

[marknotgeorge]

It one of those things you wipe your arse with, or is that a twenty?

He uses Apple Pay. On an iPhone 7 Plus, natch. He uses the telephoto lens to check on his piles while he's at it.

 

[slowmotion]

It one of those things you wipe your arse with, or is that a twenty?

The new plastic notes must be like a return to Jeyes Hygienic or Izal after getting used to Andrex. Is this progress? Is there a Brexit angle to the new anal hardship?

 

[classic33]

He uses Apple Pay. On an iPhone 7 Plus, natch. He uses the telephoto lens to check on his piles while he's at it.

He's behind the times now, with his iPhone 6, no iPhone 7.

 

[classic33]

I used to put crisp packets in the oven to shrink them, for a laugh. It seems as though you can do the same thing with the new five pound note.

Excellent, It will make it look like you have massive hands, or you've discovered a secret land where tiny little people have tiny little money, and you've been there, and robbed a bank ( probably).

At which point, assuming you get them out in one piece each, they'll no longer be legal tender. Even the banks won't take them back.