Funding Idea

[Stig-OT-Dump]

I'm thinking of getting some shorts made with "Well Ridden?" across the seat. Beneath that I'm going to put a premium rate number.

Obviously to keep it legal I'll put some small print on about the charges, probably at the bottom of the leg.

Then when I overtake people like the BMW driver who did an illegal U-turn and nearly had me dent his passenger side door this afternoon, or filter past people who deliberately move their car to try and impede my progress, I can point to my ass as I pass. There's got to be someone who'd fall for it.

 

[thomas]

I'm thinking of getting some shorts made with "Well Ridden?" across the seat. Beneath that I'm going to put a premium rate number.

Obviously to keep it legal I'll put some small print on about the charges, probably at the bottom of the leg.

Then when I overtake people like the BMW driver who did an illegal U-turn and nearly had me dent his passenger side door this afternoon, or filter past people who deliberately move their car to try and impede my progress, I can point to my ass as I pass. There's got to be someone who'd fall for it.

I was going to put a 'how's my riding' sign on my rucksack with some sim card which people could leave voice mails on, just so i could hear some funny ones. Never got around to it though.

 

[upsidedown]

Just make sure the question mark is visible. Otherwise it's probably not a description you want to advertise.

 

[Stig-OT-Dump]

I dunno, I look well shagged most of the time...