And people wonder why I run away screaming and shouting when the whole Protestant - Catholic - UK - Ireland - R*ngers - C*ltic crap get's mentioned??
I'M NOT BOVERED!!
Actually, the last time I had a haircut, I was talking to the guy cutting my hair (who I hardly ever see as he works at their other shop) about the ills of the world and made the mistake of mentioning that Religion has been the cause of so many problems over the centuries.
It only turns out he is deeply religious and I then spent the next 20 minutes hearing about how great God is.
That will teach me, and I also convinced he gave me a crap haircut into the bargain!