Funniest Joke at this years Edinburgh

[Hilldodger]

Nick Helm: "I needed a password eight characters long so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarves."

 

[MissTillyFlop]

It did made me laugh out loud on the train this morning.

 

[twobiker]

My favourite is Harry Potter lived under the stairs, his only friend was Henry the vacuum cleaner,suck it to me baby.

 

[srw]

1) Nick Helm:

"I needed a password eight characters long so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarves."

2) Tim Vine: "Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels."

3) Hannibal Buress: "People say 'I'm taking it one day at a time'. You know what? So is everybody. That's how time works."

4) Tim Key: "Drive-Thru McDonalds was more expensive than I thought... once you've hired the car..."

5) Matt Kirshen: "I was playing chess with my friend and he said, 'Let's make this interesting'. So we stopped playing chess."

6) Sarah Millican: "My mother told me, you don't have to put anything in your mouth you don't want to. Then she made me eat broccoli, which felt like double standards."

7) Alan Sharp: "I was in a band which we called The Prevention, because we hoped people would say we were better than The Cure."

8) Mark Watson: "Someone asked me recently - what would I rather give up, food or sex. Neither! I'm not falling for that one again, wife."

9) Andrew Lawrence: "I admire these phone hackers. I think they have a lot of patience. I can't even be bothered to check my OWN voicemails."

10) DeAnne Smith: "My friend died doing what he loved ... Heroin."

I particularly liked Sarah Millican's and Hannibal Buress's offerings.

 

[kalaika]

I reckon most are probably a lot funnier if you hear then as part of their act - I think it would be the delivery that would make it funny. Mark Watson's is probably a good example.

 

[Bayerd]

Another recent one from Tim Vine-

I see Uncle Ben has died. No more Mr Rice guy.....

 

[007fair]

Nick Helm: "I needed a password eight characters long so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarves."

yep - a good one!

2 more from recently

- so what if I can't spell armmageddon, its not the end of the world

- My friend offered me 10 quid to do a bungee jump. I 'm not falling for that said I!

 

[swee'pea99]

Some old bloke just passed me on a tractor, ranting on about the end of the world. I think it was Farmer Geddon.

 

[sdr gb]

I like looking at rivers and watercourses on the internet. In fact, I'm watching a live stream right now.

I've got my coat now where's the door?

 

[TVC]

'Wolfgang Amadeus' shouted Mozart's friend just before they were attacked by a gang of wolves.


Milton Jones.