Funniest present

[screenman]

So far, a 7 inch squatty potty from the eldest. There are some other bits from him which as yet I am not brave enough to open.

You may need to Google squatty potty.

 

[vernon]

This from @Fnaar

 

[Glow worm]

A glow stick hat here!

 

[TissoT]

A can of De-Icer ....

 

[stephec]

This from @Fnaar

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Is it quite a thick one?

 

[stephec]

So far, a 7 inch squatty potty from the eldest. There are some other bits from him which as yet I am not brave enough to open.

You may need to Google squatty potty.

I just have done.

 

[welsh dragon]

So far, a 7 inch squatty potty from the eldest. There are some other bits from him which as yet I am not brave enough to open.

You may need to Google squatty potty.

I wish i hadn't

 

[stephec]

I wish i hadn't

You mean you've not got one?

 

[welsh dragon]

You mean you've not got one?

Have you

 

[stephec]

Have you

But I thought you were full of it?

Actually my wife was told years ago by a doctor to put a block under her feet, so that her knees were raised when sitting in my library.

 

[welsh dragon]

A very big clock. My twin grandsons gave it to us. I think they are trying to tell us something........like we're going blind. Still, it will look nice on the kitchen wall

 

[shouldbeinbed]

A jar of Marmite XO.

 

[stephec]

A very big clock. My twin grandsons gave it to us. I think they are trying to tell us something........like we're going blind. Still, it will look nice on the kitchen wall

I've always wanted a big grandfather's clock, not sure where it would go but I still want one.

Years ago on holiday we visited a woodwork specialist on the Isle of Capri. They did a demonstration of their carving and inlaying techniques, then let you have a look round the shop.

The had a lovely one in there, but once I'd worked out the lire exchange rate I realised it was around £20000.

 

[Accy cyclist]

A laundry basket.

 

[vernon]

Fenton my one armed butler has opened, not without a struggle considering his disability, his present from @User14044.

He thought it was funny at first but the picture of Rocky on the front pretending to be an amputee was the straw that broke the camel's back.

Fenton seems to have lost his sense of humour. I might have to let him go.