Funny things to say in a lift

[TVC]

Just get in the lift, stand with your hands behind your back and announce "Engineering" I've seen it done. It was funny first time, but Ivor insisted on doing it every time.

 

[brokenflipflop]

Are you getting off here? or are you going all the way with me?

 

[TheDoctor]

Dropping a silent fart just before your floor and then leaving everyone else to suffocate is always fun.

I'm almost sure I once worked with you!!!!

 

[Maz]

I wouldn't say a word; I'd just show them the big blocks of Play-Doh and bog roll tubes gaffa-taped to my waist.

 

[Dayvo]

shouting: 'I am a time lord and we are bound for Planet Z2X and you are in MY tardis!'

 

[darth vadar]

Comment to lift operator:

"Life's full of ups and downs"