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A German colleague once made garlic infused vodka. He and his mate polished (geddit?) off the bottle one evening and he reeked for several days afterwards.
and reeled, I assume!

A German colleague once made garlic infused vodka. He and his mate polished (geddit?) off the bottle one evening and he reeked for several days afterwards.

Many years ago I used to do the IT support for several haulage firms in the area, and for some reason I never figured out the job of traffic controller used to attract some fairly extreme examples of humanity - one fella used to insist on having root canal surgery done without anaesthetic, by his logic he was far better off eating a large quantity of raw garlic the night before the procedure than he was being injected by a needle. I asked if his dentist shared the opinion, he told me that he didn't f***en care, his dentist should do what he's told...
Now I think of it this was the same traffic controller who used to have his eyeballs popped out and scraped every few months, possibly (if memory serves) also without anaesthetic.
Many years ago I used to do the IT support for several haulage firms in the area, and for some reason I never figured out the job of traffic controller used to attract some fairly extreme examples of humanity - one fella used to insist on having root canal surgery done without anaesthetic, by his logic he was far better off eating a large quantity of raw garlic the night before the procedure than he was being injected by a needle. I asked if his dentist shared the opinion, he told me that he didn't f***en care, his dentist should do what he's told...
Now I think of it this was the same traffic controller who used to have his eyeballs popped out and scraped every few months, possibly (if memory serves) also without anaesthetic.

Indeed. This chap consumed vast amounts of garlic, claiming it to be more effective than anaesthetic.

Better idea, find all the garlic you can, and burn it. Then threaten to thrash the cook to within an inch (25 mm) of her life if she even has a dream about garlic. Horrible stuff.
Garlic crushers are great. We crush loads of the stuff and freeze it in ice-cube dispensers for ease of future use.love the stuff - we get through between 1 & 2 bulbs a week of the larger bulb variety. Just purchased a stunning garlic crusher (would not normally ever consider paying +£20 for a garlic crusher, but in need of a new one and I finally decided it may be worth trying... fantastic item that even crushes ginger as well.
As for anaesthetic and dentistry, I thought it was cloves, not garlic that was needed - my emergency dental kit came with a bottle of clove ointment...
... fantastic item that even crushes ginger as well....
love the stuff - we get through between 1 & 2 bulbs a week of the larger bulb variety. Just purchased a stunning garlic crusher (would not normally ever consider paying +£20 for a garlic crusher, but in need of a new one and I finally decided it may be worth trying... fantastic item that even crushes ginger as well.
How can you possibly risk contaminating Ginger (spice of the gods) with garlic (poo-poo of the devil's pet goat)?
Maybe this bloke couldn't spell or misremembered something someone told him in the pub? They do sound sort of similar I suppose. Geezer sounds like a bit of a 'header' in the first place!I know onion has antiseptic properties, but never heard of garlic as anaesthetic? For some reason I don't think I will be putting it to test any time soon though..![]()