This thread is as good a place as any to wheel out The Greatest Chicken Dish Ever, which requires 48 cloves of garlic and 48 black olives. It is a bit of a faff (and for that reason is known round here as Midnight Chicken, which is the time you end up serving it if you don't make the stuffing in advance). this version is Alastair Little's. Don't make it if you don't like fennel...
Pollo Orvietano
1 x 1.8 kilo/4 lb free-range or corn-fed chicken [approx weight]
4tbsp-plus, good olive oil
salt and pepper
500g/1 lb 2oz chicken livers
2 large potatoes, peeled and cut into 1cm dice
1 very large bunch fennel herb, coarsely chopped
48 oily black olives, stoned
48 large, firm garlic cloves in their skins
50mls/2fl oz dry white wine
500mls/scant 1 pint, good chicken stock
Make the stuffing in advance - as it takes about an hour to prepare. Fry the chicken livers in the 4 tbsp olive oil and stir until coloured. Add the potatoes and gently cook until tender - you may need more oil here - and thoroughly cooked through (you may think it all looks a bit of a mess, but fear not, the final taste is wonderful). Add the fennel with half the olives, season well and set aside to completely cool.
Pre-heat the oven to 400F/200C/gas mark 6.
Spoon as much of the stuffing as will fit into the cavity of the bird without overfilling; place the rest - lubricated with a little olive oil - in an oven-proof dish. Rub the chicken all over with a little more olive oil and generously season. Place in a deepish casserole dish, on its side, and put in the oven to roast for 20 minutes. Turn onto its other side and continue roasting for a further 20 minutes. Finally, turn the right way up and throw in the garlic cloves. Turn the oven down a notch, put in the dish of extra stuffing and continue cooking for a further 30-40 minutes, adding the remaining olives for the last 10.
Remove the bird to a chopping board, allow it to rest and switch off the oven. Put the garlic and olives in a dish and keep warm in the oven. Pour off any excess fat in the roasting dish and add the wine. Bring to boil and reduce until almost evaporated. Pour in the chicken stock and reduce the lot by three-quarters. Cut the chicken into 8 pieces and arrange on a serving dish surrounding the extra stuffing. Scatter with the olives and garlic and strew with more chopped fennel fronds.