Gentlemanly depilation - warning, may contain nuts

[Chuffy]

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You horrible, horrible man.
Looks like the French national health service don't even use the old two bricks method!

Ms Hamster - sounds like you had an allergic reaction. Baggy has some Veet cream for lady parts. We're off to try a test bollock patch and see what happens....

 

[Intelligenthamster]

Veet was the offending item! Agree about the allergic reaction, but didn't fancy further experiments.

Dave R, that IS horrible!

 

[hambones]

I'm amazed to find that some men don't actually shave their bollocks - it has long been accepted as the standard unless you're all members of hairy beaver fan clubs!!!!

 

[Chuffy]

I'm amazed to find that some men don't actually shave their bollocks - it has long been accepted as the standard unless you're all members of hairy beaver fan clubs!!!!

Why would you? Unless you or your intimate chums are big fans of the Californian pornstar look.

My happy hammock has been hairy since I was old enough to have hair and no lady I've ever come across has ever expressed disappointment with this arrangement.

 

[hambones]

Well there you go then - shows how everyone is different. I've never met a woman who doesn't prefer it or else they've thanked me for informing their men of the path to enlightenment!

 

[Chuffy]

Well there you go then - shows how everyone is different. I've never met a woman who doesn't prefer it or else they've thanked me for informing their men of the path to enlightenment!

I'm off to ask Baggy. BTW, you're not the first CCer to express their fondness for the double-Kojak look...

 

[SavageHoutkop]

I agree - I've tried the 'Veet' stuff (before it was called Veet, I think). Didn't work on me at all (no allergic reaction though but my hair seemed immune...). It was also covered in warnings not to use it on sensitive bits.
You're best off shaving with an electric shaver, I reckon. If you don't have an electric shaver, take Lisa's suggestion to shave with conditioner.

 

[buggi]

Why would you? Unless you or your intimate chums are big fans of the Californian pornstar look.

My happy hammock has been hairy since I was old enough to have hair and no lady I've ever come across has ever expressed disappointment with this arrangement.

Hairy bollocks.... No thanks. when you say "no lady ever expressed disappointment" then i am 100% sure they were just being polite! nothing worse than a gob full of hairy bollock! trust me... they would really appreciate it if you used a razor or trimmer.

 

[Cubist]

Err, voice of experience....get in a nice warm bath, use a razor with an aloe vera strip or even one of the nice lady self lathering type. Once the skin has relaxed in the warm water, use one hand to stretch the wrinkles out and carefully shave with the grain. The stretch is vital! Finish off with a nice bit of E45 cream. You may find that you like it so much you'll keep the lads polished. Nothing beats the feeling of the re-emerging stubble though.....

 

[bonj2]

do we REALLY need to know?

 

[Chuffy]

Hairy bollocks.... No thanks. when you say "no lady ever expressed disappointment" then i am 100% sure they were just being polite! nothing worse than a gob full of hairy bollock! trust me... they would really appreciate it if you used a razor or trimmer.

I checked with Baggy and she prefers to see bollocks that don't look like they belong to a pre-pubescent choir boy. Honestly, until this very thread I had no idea that shaved danglies was considered an attractive look by anyone outside of German naturist circles.

 

[snapper_37]

Hairy bollocks.... nothing worse than a gob full of hairy bollock!

Too much information

 

[yenrod]

Chuffy - YOU NEED TO GOTO to the accident and emergency NOW !

For yours and Baggs situation...you future depends on it !

 

[Stig-OT-Dump]

Leave a wee "brazilian" style landing strip, and when you get a stiffy you'll look like a sundial.

Ace!

 

[trustysteed]

when i had the snip, no-one told me i had to shave me 'nads and they did the procedure quite happily as such.