Gentlemanly depilation - warning, may contain nuts

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ComedyPilot

Secret Lemonade Drinker
This thread is EVERYTHING without pics.
 

sheddy

Squire
Location
Suffolk
Sorry if you've heard it before, but there was a chap who cycled back to work immediately after his snip.
However the trauma led him to black out soon after and such was the extreme swelling that the company nurse had to cut him out of his trousers...
 

Bristol Dave

Active Member
Location
Bristol
sheddy said:
Sorry if you've heard it before, but there was a chap who cycled back to work immediately after his snip.
However the trauma led him to black out soon after and such was the extreme swelling that the company nurse had to cut him out of his trousers...

At least that is what they told the tribunal!

:laugh:

BD
 

goo_mason

Champion barbed-wire hurdler
Location
Leith, Edinburgh
Thanks for the hilarity. Best thread of the week :biggrin:

Have to admit that I'm glad I'm single again and have no need to get snipped. Not a fan of needles and the thought of anyone going near John Wayne's hairy saddlebag with one makes me feel ill. ;)
 
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Chuffy

Chuffy

Veteran
goo_mason said:
Thanks for the hilarity. Best thread of the week :biggrin:

Have to admit that I'm glad I'm single again and have no need to get snipped. Not a fan of needles and the thought of anyone going near John Wayne's hairy saddlebag with one makes me feel ill. ;)
Likewise, I can't say I was looking forward to it!
 
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Chuffy

Chuffy

Veteran
Speicher said:
Bearing in mind that the old ones are the best - The testing procedure afterwards has been fraught with difficulties in the London area. Patients often miss the tube or come on the bus. :ohmy::laugh:
B)

Actually, the pots they gave me for samples hold 120ml. It's going to take weeks to fill them! :ohmy:
 

redjedi

Über Member
Location
Brentford
Chuffy said:
Once you deseed to go ahead, there's no turning back.

But what if you decide to have kids in the future?

Have you put some of your little fellas in the fridge, next to the Yakult?
 
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