Getting Old

[bobg]

Stick with digits compo, avoid cameras at all costs

Camera phones are OK but 35mm can be a problem. A big spoonful of "rush"will ease the pain ( I'm told) I asked for a sedative when I was done but they told me not to be such a whimp. The doc said halfway though the process " we've gone up about 10ft, how much further would you like?? There's even a little TV monitor where you can watch the progress of the probe if you're feeling brave.

 

[GBC]

Camera phones are OK but 35mm can be a problem. A big spoonful of "rush"will ease the pain ( I'm told) I asked for a sedative when I was done but they told me not to be such a whimp. The doc said halfway though the process " we've gone up about 10ft, how much further would you like?? There's even a little TV monitor where you can watch the progress of the probe if you're feeling brave.

I was given something for pain relief and which also was supposed to dim your memory of the event (in case you liked, or so I told my son) and the monitor was there, but I couldn't see anything through the tears

 

[tyred]

Camera phones are OK but 35mm can be a problem. A big spoonful of "rush"will ease the pain ( I'm told) I asked for a sedative when I was done but they told me not to be such a whimp. The doc said halfway though the process " we've gone up about 10ft, how much further would you like?? There's even a little TV monitor where you can watch the progress of the probe if you're feeling brave.

I'd be more worried about a large format camera.

 

[compo]

Will you rotton lot of buggers shut up about cameras up the jacksy. That is the next stage if things don't settle down with the tablets. I have had a camera into my bladder, but that didn't have 30 feet of cable attached to it!

 

[fossyant]

Will you rotton lot of buggers shut up about cameras up the jacksy. That is the next stage if things don't settle down with the tablets. I have had a camera into my bladder, but that didn't have 30 feet of cable attached to it!

At least it's not up little willy !

 

[Globalti]

No drugs for me but perhaps 25ml of Lagavulin Distiller's Edition tonight with a dash of Bowland Fells water....

 

[MrB1obby]

[QUOTE 1823545, member: 9609"]1½ gallon of vodka at the weekend - wow - what part of Russian are you from?

(i hope i'm doing this conversion thing right)[/quote]

Yakutsk actually. Never want to get go above that much or I might get a bit lairy and possibly start dancing

 

[MrB1obby]

Not quite related, but I was thinking just the other day there that, you know you are getting old when you start to seriously consider getting a nasal hair trimmer

Errmmmm what if you already have one and yo... comment removed

 

[007fair]

What about a digital camera?!

Intended humour missed target?

 

[Globalti]

My cycling buddy is a gastro-enterologist. He does lots of endoscopy so as you would imagine he has some fascinating stories about people's insides and my respect for the human intestinal tract has increased hugely since I started cycling with him. It really is an amazing organ.

 

[GM]

I've been told by Mrs Rocky that I should invest in one......now I feel seriously insulted

I bought one of Asda's £2 nosehair trimmers, it broke after 2 goes.

 

[Deleted member 1258]

At least it's not up little willy !

I've had the camera up the willy, three times, a long time ago, its not the camera thats the problem its that first P afterwards

 

[SpokeyDokey]

56 this year. Need small op' for trigger finger. Having radiotherapy on over-active thyroid in a few weeks time. Currently taking 11 tab's a day for thyroid condition.

Other than that all's well last time I looked.

Ooooops! Forgot to mention that my eyesight is on the slide.

Don't need Viagra (yet!) so there's an upside I guess.

 

[compo]

56 this year. Need small op' for trigger finger. Having radiotherapy on over-active thyroid in a few weeks time. Currently taking 11 tab's a day for thyroid condition.

Are you having radio therapy or radioiodine. I had radioiodine and it hardly touched me. Because of previous exposure to fairly high levels of radiation I was unable to have another dose and had to have a surgical total thyroidectomy. Good luck with it and I hope you get it sorted.

 

[colly]

Not quite related, but I was thinking just the other day there that, you know you are getting old when you start to seriously consider getting a nasal hair trimmer

Blimey ! Consider getting one? I am on my third.