Give yourself a Native American name

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gary r

Guru
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Camberley
We watched Dances With Wolves last night, and for a bit of fun I asked the kids to come up with some native American style names for our family ,

Me "snores like an elephant"
mrs r "always late"
Son "boy who avoids soap"
Daughter " bites like a donkey "
 

pauldavid

Veteran
Me "Big Chief Three Legs"


Mrs "Walks With Awkward Gait"
 

threebikesmcginty

Corn Fed Hick...
Location
...on the slake
I read that the kid was named after the first thing a parent saw after the birth, like sitting bull or running horse. These days it would be packet of fags or crack house or summat like...
 

ColinJ

Puzzle game procrastinator!
A couple of years ago, I gave myself the name 'Climbs Hills Slowly'.

I read that the kid was named after the first thing a parent saw after the birth, like sitting bull or running horse. These days it would be packet of fags or crack house or summat like...
I recently watched the old Meryl Streep film 'Silkwood', in which one character tells a joke (with swearing):

 

TVC

Guest
^^^ Legs like Stork.

;)
 

ayceejay

Guru
Location
Rural Quebec
This is an odd thread seeing how, as part of the integration of natives in Canada children were denied their language and their name. Popular names on a local reserve (Mohawk) are McGregor and McComber.
 

GarminDave

Regular
I heard that Tony Blair was giving a lecture to Native Americans and was pleased at the end when they gave him the name Walking Eagle. When Tony left the gathered press asked the native why they had given Tony such a name. They said he is so full of sh@t he can't fly! Allegedly.

Later

Dave
 

TheDoctor

Noble and true, with a heart of steel
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The TerrorVortex
Similarly, I worked with a guy who was nicknamed Thrush. He was a irritating c**t.
I'd probably be Locator of Bacon, given that I know every cafe in a 20 mile radius, which of them are open when, and how to get to the closest open one.
 
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GarminDave

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Similarly, I worked with a guy who was nicknamed Thrush. He was a irritating c**t.
I'd probably be Locator of Bacon, given that I know every cafe in a 20 mile radius, which of them are open when, and how to get to the closest open one.
And hard to get rid of?
 

TheDoctor

Noble and true, with a heart of steel
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Fortunately he committed a major breach of company conformity and was quietly let go.
Though not from one of the sixth-floor windows, as we might perhaps have wished...
 
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