Give yourself a Native American name

[byegad]

Someone threw a bucket of water over the dogs to separate them.

 

[ColinJ]

Someone threw a bucket of water over the dogs to separate them.

Ah!

I deduce, therefore, that you must have been delivered a long time after your twin because the dogs had time to dry off before you were born! (Otherwise, the water was thrown between the births, and you should be 'two wet dogs'.)

I remember a frantic scene in the street as a child ... A cry went up "Quick, get a bucket of water!" Two poor dogs had been enjoying a game of leapfrog when a sadistic adult decided to spoil it by giving them a good soaking.

(It is always a complete waste of time. Every male dog 'does a Mastermind' - "I've started, so I'll finish" )

 

[MontyVeda]

There was a bloke in our village who sadly died last year, he was totally into westerns and always went by the name of Johnny Horseblanket. Even his family called him it! His real name was Mick.

I used to know a bloke who called himself 'the crazy cowboy' (but we could could call him 'crazy' for short)... aged around 20, he had a big beard, always wore a cowboy hat and cowboy boots, poncho belt and sometimes a pretend six shooter... his real name was Alistair... but everyone called him 'prick'.

 

[Salad Dodger]

Faulty Condom

 

[postman]

Him pig shoot thick.

0 on quiz today.

 

[captain nemo1701]

We used to have a guy at work who..er..had a bit of a wind problem after boozing and eating curry. I called him Clears The Room

 

[Large]

Drinks Like Fish

 

[Spinney]

On putting in my first and middle names to the one linked to above:

Kokyangwuti, meaning spider woman at middle age

But you would hardly name a baby that! (Yes, I know, I'm taking this too seriously!)

 

[Speicher]

Galilahi, meaning attractive