mickle
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I've been farting all day, SBD's of the very worst kind. It's barely tolerable. F knows what I ate to deserve this..
Glad I'm on my own in the office today
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Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
Before my operation, I could have farted for Scotland, so you are NOT alone, trust me!
Davidc
Guru
- Location
- Somerset UK
You should try being on Metformin tablets.
ThePainInSpain
Active Member
- Location
- Malaga, Spain
My missus is captain of the Olympic farting team...........................
twentysix by twentyfive
Clinging on tightly
- Location
- Over the Hill
Did you have a cork fitted?
A couple of colleagues of mine could do with this. Is it available on the NHS?!
Ste T.
Guru
Just to take the conversation down a notch or two....
Whats the worst you've ever smelt on?
Sorry, to put it another way, what food gave you the worst smelling farts you've ever had?
For me it was a breakfast when lightweight camping, of peanut butter on toast and boiled eggs. I was frightening sheep all day long.
You know it's bad when you can't stand your own smell and you are trying to get upwind of yourself :¬)
Whats the worst you've ever smelt on?
Sorry, to put it another way, what food gave you the worst smelling farts you've ever had?
For me it was a breakfast when lightweight camping, of peanut butter on toast and boiled eggs. I was frightening sheep all day long.
You know it's bad when you can't stand your own smell and you are trying to get upwind of yourself :¬)
richyx
Well-Known Member
- Location
- County Durham
Open the window
2Loose
Guru
- Location
- Loughborough, Leicestershire.
At least they are your own farts Mockle, I am unfortunate enough to sit behind a vegetarian real ale fanatic...must be something about the yeast 
biggs682
Itching to get back on my bike's
- Location
- Northamptonshire
and the problem is what my niece and nephews have always called me uncle fartin instead of martin !!!
Jerusalem Artichokes maybe? Probably the worst 'offenders' of the lot. Mrs P planted some in the garden a couple of years ago, and now we can't get rid of the blighters. Any offers please?
Think of all that energy wasted! What you need to do, is set up one of these (scroll down to the digester)...
Think of all that energy wasted! What you need to do, is set up one of these (scroll down to the digester)...
Intelligenthamster
Guru
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- On the Wheel
Sympathise as after 3 years in a job I hated I ended up with IBS, confirmed after some unpleasantness with cameras 
. Changed employers last summer, symptoms vanished in three weeks and have been untroubled ever since.
. Changed employers last summer, symptoms vanished in three weeks and have been untroubled ever since.
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Liquorish, I love liquorish, but the fall out if I eat to much deserves a government health warning, has the misses wanting me to sleep downstairs.
