Good deed for the day..

[gbb]

Mine was as a walked past the cycle rack at work...and saw a bike with a flat tyre.
I know who's it is...told her and a look of fustration came over her (probably an expletive or two as well)

Dont worry i said, took it to the workshop, puncture mended....
then realised how freekin dirty her bike is.....cleaned it,
then realised how crud the brakes were...adjusted them,

Then i bollicked her for having such a dirty bike
She's feisty ( i like that )...and gave some back....

All's well with the world...done my bit for humanity

 

[Aperitif]

good best boy!

 

[yenrod]

Mine was as a walked past the cycle rack at work...and saw a bike with a flat tyre.
I know who's it is...told her and a look of fustration came over her B) (probably an expletive or two as well)

Dont worry i said, took it to the workshop, puncture mended....
then realised how freekin dirty her bike is.....cleaned it,
then realised how crud the brakes were...adjusted them,

Then i bollicked her for having such a dirty bike
She's feisty ( i like that )...and gave some back....

All's well with the world...done my bit for humanity

No, gbb you fancy the ass off her and will do anything for her !

Cant fool us matey boy!

 

[alecstilleyedye]

"if you're as dirty as the bike, here's my phone number…"

 

[TVC]

Mine was as a walked past the cycle rack at work...and saw a bike with a flat tyre.
I know who's it is...told her and a look of fustration came over her (probably an expletive or two as well)

Dont worry i said, took it to the workshop, puncture mended....
then realised how freekin dirty her bike is.....cleaned it,
then realised how crud the brakes were...adjusted them,

Then i bollicked her for having such a dirty bike
She's feisty ( i like that )...and gave some back....

All's well with the world...done my bit for humanity

So ,
You've shown her you're caring and considerate,
you've shown her you're practical and resourceful,
you've shown her your quick wit and playful side.....

just show her your 9" knob and you're home and dry

 

[wee_lass]

ah what a nice thing to do

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

My bike is dirty. What do you say gbb?

 

[postman]

Day,day i'm still here.1989/90.I was part of a skills team at church.Decorating my sport.To make sure older people and singles,were not ripped off.So i get a note young lady would like advice on how to decorate a small room.So off i go .Overalls and decorarting materials in bag.It's 2008 and i am still here.

 

[wafflycat]

So ,
You've shown her you're caring and considerate,
you've shown her you're practical and resourceful,
you've shown her your quick wit and playful side.....

just show her your 9" knob and you're home and dry

Keyboard/coffee interface moment

 

[gbb]

LOL. i just knew it would be read that way

Twentysix....(assuming you're male) you can fix your own punctures and clean your own bike
I'm an old fashioned male....a sucker for a damsel in distress

 

[Keith Oates]

<a sucker for a damsel in distress>

There are many males (me included) that fall into that category!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!