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Good news for my underpants

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by NickM, 18 Apr 2008.

  1. NickM

    NickM Über Member

    I have just been informed that if the fire alarm goes off it will be a test, and that there will be no need to evacuate.

    Well, phew.
     
  2. Oh - thought you were going to announce a double bollectomy for a moment Nick:wacko:

    Or worse...
     
  3. Maz

    Maz Guru

    You will soon forget about that warning and when the alarm sounds you will still cack yourself.
    Guaranteed!
     
  4. alecstilleyedye

    alecstilleyedye nothing in moderation Staff Member

    we have those at work. i always wonder what happens if there's a fire while they're testing the alarm.
     
  5. Tetedelacourse

    Tetedelacourse New Member

    Location:
    Rosyth
    Nick, the last time we had a fire drill the building took about 30 seconds longer to empty than previous drill. As a result, the H&S committee issued an email to the workforce suggesting that people who are unfamiliar with the stairs practice using them at quiet times, so that for the next drill we clear out more efficiently.

    No word of a lie.

    I thought of you when I got the email.
     
  6. NickM

    NickM Über Member

    Bugger! I knew it was coming and still it made me jump ;)

    Note to self: do more drugs. Just off to the bogs to check the nether garments...



    :biggrin:
     
  7. Jaded

    Jaded New Member

    Best way to have a fire drill is not to tell people it is going to happen.
     
  8. Tetedelacourse

    Tetedelacourse New Member

    Location:
    Rosyth
    Same thing applies to sex IIRC.
     
  9. yenrod

    yenrod Guest

  10. NickM

    NickM Über Member

    Been a while, Tdlc?
     
  11. Tetedelacourse

    Tetedelacourse New Member

    Location:
    Rosyth
    Happily Married:huh:


    ;)
     
  12. ChrisKH

    ChrisKH Shorts Adjustment Expert

    Location:
    Essex
    Spare a thought for my five year old. He didn't know where the toilets were at school yesterday lunchtime and he did indeed evacuate but was too scared to tell his teacher. She found out eventually and went ballistic. Not a good example to others I thought. If you teach five year olds you're going to get that occasionally.

    I shouldn't expect anything different from a 27 year old with a soft top Audi and breast augmentation I suppose.
     
  13. NickM

    NickM Über Member

    What a prat. I hope your son is not traumatised.

    My underpants are still pristine, by the way ;)
     
  14. ChrisKH

    ChrisKH Shorts Adjustment Expert

    Location:
    Essex
    He's off school today. He didn't want to go in, not surprisingly. Mrs KH has made an appointment to see the teacher concerned.
     
  15. sheddy

    sheddy Veteran

    Location:
    WGC
    "soft top Audi and breast augmentation"
    Isn't that the same thing ?