betty swollocks
large member
Was on my Hurricane 'bent and had just crossed the A338, heading from Oxenwood towards Great Bedwyn.
After the crossing there's a long straight and steep downhill, so banged the chain onto the 65 tooth chainring and pedalled like the clappers.
I don't use computers, so don't know exactly what speed I was going, but I do know I spin out at 35 mph and I'd spun out 100 yards ago, when a fly shoots up my left nostril, hits the back of my throat with some considerable impact and lodges there. I start to gag and with eyes watering, consider my options: swallow or spit basically.
I'd been waiting ages for this descent, so slowing down or stopping was not an option.
Anyway, after some gagging and tongue wrestling, it got spat out and a black lump shot over my left shoulder.
I wonder if it survived to tell the tale?
I did - just!
After the crossing there's a long straight and steep downhill, so banged the chain onto the 65 tooth chainring and pedalled like the clappers.
I don't use computers, so don't know exactly what speed I was going, but I do know I spin out at 35 mph and I'd spun out 100 yards ago, when a fly shoots up my left nostril, hits the back of my throat with some considerable impact and lodges there. I start to gag and with eyes watering, consider my options: swallow or spit basically.
I'd been waiting ages for this descent, so slowing down or stopping was not an option.
Anyway, after some gagging and tongue wrestling, it got spat out and a black lump shot over my left shoulder.
I wonder if it survived to tell the tale?
I did - just!