Greene King Customer Journey
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Specialeyes
Guru
- Location
- Essex
How's their "one in, one out" system supposed to work in the toilets if you don't know from outside whether there's anyone in there at all? 
You could be stood outside an empty loo forever, waiting for someone to come out!
Bit sad that that's the first thing I noticed though,must be getting old
You could be stood outside an empty loo forever, waiting for someone to come out!
Bit sad that that's the first thing I noticed though,must be getting old
Beebo
Firm and Fruity
- Location
- Hexleybeef
I’d rather drink at home than have to worry about all that.
Slick
Guru
If only there was a way of letting someone know that it was occupied.How's their "one in, one out" system supposed to work in the toilets if you don't know from outside whether there's anyone in there at all?
You could be stood outside an empty loo forever, waiting for someone to come out!
Bit sad that that's the first thing I noticed though,must be getting old
LCpl Boiled Egg
Three word soundbite
All that... just for Greene King beer? I'd rather give up the booze completely.
Specialeyes
Guru
- Location
- Essex
Now I come to pause the video, the signage says you should lock the outer door to the gents/ladies behind you, not the cubicle, (even I know how the vacant/engaged thingy works!) so it is literally one person of each gender in the loo at any time in the entire pub... first we queued for toilet paper, then flour, now we'll be back to queuing to use the toilet paperIf only there was a way of letting someone know that it was occupied.
Chromatic
Legendary Member
- Location
- Gloucestershire
Is there something there? All I get is a black screen.
Tenacious Sloth
Guru
- Location
- Huntingdon, UK
You have to be 2 metres back from your screen before they’ll let you see it.
Drago
Legendary Member
- Location
- Suburban Poshshire
Good god, a nasty, fake plastic pub with horse brasses from Taiwan. What's wrong with proper pubs with pitchfork wielding yokels and lock ins to preven the regulars getting mauled by werewolves on the way home?
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Chromatic
Legendary Member
- Location
- Gloucestershire
I don't get this antithapy towards Greene King, it may not be the most wonderful beer on the planet but it is perfectly palatable. It gets a right slagging off on a rugby forum I read but I'd rather drink it instead of about 75 % of the trendy nouveau craft beers I've tried over the last few years.
PaulSB
Squire
- Location
- Chorley, Lancashire
Please could you explain why this is hysterical without discussing the quality of their beer etc. The product quality is irrelevant in relation to Covid-19 safety.
I don't use many pubs but I'd be much happier to use one which makes a serious effort to provide social distancing. I've no plans to visit pubs, restaurants etc. unless I'm convinced it's as safe as possible. Green King seem to be making the effort.
Drago
Legendary Member
- Location
- Suburban Poshshire
It's hysterical because the man at the beginning is cupping is scrotum in his hands.
