Guy in the kitchen don't even know how to use the cooker and now he's mixing food on the floor !

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by YahudaMoon, 10 Jul 2012.

  1. YahudaMoon

    YahudaMoon Über Member

    And using all my pans and burning them. I just had to explain how you turn the knob down to control the heat on the hob after the handle caught fire.

    He's obviously just come from abroad somewhere.

    Hows this grown man going to contribute to the country when he can't even use a cooker.

    Next step stuff will go missing along with no rent paid.

    Aaaarrrggghhh !!!!!!
     
  2. postman

    postman Legendary Member

    Location:
    Meanwood ,Leeds
    What is stranger doing in your kitchen?
     
  3. Maggot

    Maggot Guest

    Sodding Australians, he'll have no doubt got a job in a bloody bar somewhere.

    Ask him some history questions, if he doesn't get many right then send him home.
     
  4. postman

    postman Legendary Member

    Location:
    Meanwood ,Leeds
    What is the difference between a canoe and an Australian? A canoe tips.
     
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  5. OP
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    YahudaMoon

    YahudaMoon Über Member

    It's not my kitchen. I'm only here part time till I get my house back. Is was OK when the Spanish, Kiwi's, Estonians and Irish lived here though they realized going home would be a good move.

    I think you'd call it a 'doss house' lol
     
  6. Mad Doug Biker

    Mad Doug Biker Bikeoholics Anonymous

    Location:
    Craggy Island
    Was this the one with the half naked Jamaican woman? :laugh:
     
  7. colly

    colly Re member eR

    Location:
    Leeds
    So how long is your dad staying??
     
  8. Lisa21

    Lisa21 Mooching.............

    Location:
    North Wales
    Just sounds like a typical bloke to me........................:whistle:
     
  9. snorri

    snorri Legendary Member

    ........and probably lived in a palatial residence with a staff of hundreds who have washed clothed and fed him since the day he was born.
     
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  10. OP
    OP
    YahudaMoon

    YahudaMoon Über Member

    Yep. Same place. She's OK. Keeps herself to herself. Ive never seen so many red gold and green hotpants lol

    What. They cook on the floor in those places :-D
     
  11. asterix

    asterix Comrade Member

    Location:
    Limoges or York
    Have you become a university student?
     
  12. Nihal

    Nihal Veteran

    Okay,stop spending that money on bikes and and save it you...........you've got a kitchen remake one its ways:rofl:
     
  13. TVC

    TVC Guest

    You'll not be wanting any of the Sea Bream, samphire and lemon butter sauce I'm knocking up then :tongue:
     
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  14. Arch

    Arch Married to Night Train

    Location:
    Salford, UK

    Stupid. Everyone knows you don't catch lemons in water.
     
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  15. Hover Fly

    Hover Fly Lover of the bunny

    Whenever I go into the kitchen I get told to stand in the corner with my hands in my pockets and not touch anything.
     
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