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H&S gawn maaaddd.....

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by Fab Foodie, 18 Jan 2008.

  1. Fab Foodie

    Fab Foodie hanging-on in quiet desperation ...

    Walked into our development kitchen at work this morning and found the Health and Safety committee all huddled round the drawer where we keep the Kenwood mixer attachments…



























    Turns out they were carrying-out a Whisk assessment…
     
  2. domtyler

    domtyler Über Member

    gggrrrrooooaaaannnnn...
     
  3. Fnaar

    Fnaar Smutmaster General

    Location:
    Thumberland
    I can't beat that (beat, geddit, beat, I say, oh never mind)
     
  4. wafflycat

    wafflycat New Member

    Location:
    middle of Norfolk
    Fnaar... you should be whipped! Then grilled for several hours as to where you've got your appalling sense of humour from.
     
  5. Fnaar

    Fnaar Smutmaster General

    Location:
    Thumberland
    Now if you could get Isla to whip me, clad in a pvc catsuit, that would be something I might think about.... :laugh:
     
  6. OP
    OP
    Fab Foodie

    Fab Foodie hanging-on in quiet desperation ...

    I Fu-Kenwood!
     
  7. Crackle

    Crackle Pah Staff Member

    Location:
    Wirral
    Did they whip the offending items off you?
     
  8. Keith Oates

    Keith Oates Janner

    Location:
    Penarth, Wales
    You can tell it's Friday, the humour is around with everyone thinking of the weekend ahead. I like it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  9. Dave5N

    Dave5N Über Member

    Humour? Ya mean this is meant to be funny?
     
  10. Globalti

    Globalti Legendary Member

    Paddy's doing well on Who wants to be a Millionaire? ... he's got £500,000. Chris Tarrant asks him the big question for 1 million quid.

    "Paddy, for £1 million, who was the great train robber?
    Was it - A: Ronnie Barker;
    B: Ronnie O'Sullivan;
    C: Ronnie Corbett; or was it
    D: Ronnie Biggs ?"

    Paddy says: "Oi'll take de money please Chris."

    Chris reminds him that he still has his three lifelines left.

    Again Paddy says: "Nope, Oi'll take de money please Chris."

    "You don't want to phone a friend?" asks Chris.

    "No tanks, Oi'll take de money - foinal answer."

    "OK" says Chris, looking bemused "give him a round of applause ladies and gentlemen, Paddy goes away with £500,000. However before you go, you'll obviously want to know what the answer was Paddy?"

    Paddy replies "No, yer alroight, Oi knew de answer anyway, tanks Chris"

    "You knew it anyway!....are you mad!!!" asks Chris, "are you mental?"

    Paddy says, "Oi moight be mental Chris....but Oi'm no feckin' grass!"
     
  11. Lord of the Teapot

    Lord of the Teapot New Member

    Oil
    Beef
    Hooked