H&S gawn maaaddd.....

Fab Foodie

hanging-on in quiet desperation ...
Walked into our development kitchen at work this morning and found the Health and Safety committee all huddled round the drawer where we keep the Kenwood mixer attachments…



























Turns out they were carrying-out a Whisk assessment…
 

domtyler

Über Member
gggrrrrooooaaaannnnn...
 

Dave5N

Über Member
Humour? Ya mean this is meant to be funny?
 

Globalti

Legendary Member
Paddy's doing well on Who wants to be a Millionaire? ... he's got £500,000. Chris Tarrant asks him the big question for 1 million quid.

"Paddy, for £1 million, who was the great train robber?
Was it - A: Ronnie Barker;
B: Ronnie O'Sullivan;
C: Ronnie Corbett; or was it
D: Ronnie Biggs ?"

Paddy says: "Oi'll take de money please Chris."

Chris reminds him that he still has his three lifelines left.

Again Paddy says: "Nope, Oi'll take de money please Chris."

"You don't want to phone a friend?" asks Chris.

"No tanks, Oi'll take de money - foinal answer."

"OK" says Chris, looking bemused "give him a round of applause ladies and gentlemen, Paddy goes away with £500,000. However before you go, you'll obviously want to know what the answer was Paddy?"

Paddy replies "No, yer alroight, Oi knew de answer anyway, tanks Chris"

"You knew it anyway!....are you mad!!!" asks Chris, "are you mental?"

Paddy says, "Oi moight be mental Chris....but Oi'm no feckin' grass!"
 
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