Halfords winter advert

[ScotiaLass]

I've said this before, but....
I got my first bike when I was about 11 (couldn't ride due to balance issues).
It was a Raleigh and I remember it was gold in colour
I was told I was not getting a bike, as it was too expensive, so I thought no more about it.
Until Christmas morning, when I opened the door to the front room to see that bike sitting beside the tree with a huge gold bow on it

Ah, happy days!

 

[stephec]

H

He loves it

Indeed.

 

[stephec]

Over my knee right now young man!!! Oh wait, you'd only enjoy that.
Now where's my table tennis bat....

Use the side with the big dimples.

 

[smokeysmoo]

 

[compo]

Over my knee right now young man!!! Oh wait, you'd only enjoy that.
Now where's my table tennis bat....

Where's the end of the queue?

 

[ScotiaLass]

Where's the end of the queue?

----->

 

[SatNavSaysStraightOn]

----->

ohhh I would so like to add something inappropriate to this thread...

but can't

 

[ScotiaLass]

ohhh I would so like to add something inappropriate to this thread...

but can't

Awwww go on.....go on, go on, go on, go on.
Cuppa tea fadder?

 

[SatNavSaysStraightOn]

Awwww go on.....go on, go on, go on, go on.
Cuppa tea fadder?

hummm. not sure how many have worked this one out yet or how you would take it

 

[ScotiaLass]

hummm. not sure how many have worked this one out yet or how you would take it

I would take it like......oh....

 

[SatNavSaysStraightOn]

I would take it like......oh....

Can I join the queue please miss?

 

[ScotiaLass]

Can I join the queue please miss?

You can stand in the corner....

 

[stephec]

Where's the end of the queue?

A long way behind me.

 

[welsh dragon]

A long way behind me.

I might have known you would be in the queue

 

[The Jogger]

This thread is so much more fun than doing my Spanish home work...

You doing a Spanish course? Sorry off topic.