Well while watching the film, do you remember when Alice gave birth in Vicar of Dibley? And the vicar was holding her hand and while getting contractions she told alice to squeeze her hand, well "Ouch ya bitch" springs to mind on those shock moments in the filmAh, trying to scare her into giving you a cuddle Col?

Wish I had a mum...

It hasn't been quite as painful for me this year, 15 months after my mum died, but I really hated the build up to Mother's Day last year. I was getting emails asking "What would your mum want for Mother's Day?" and I'd be shouting at the computer screen "To be allowed to Rest In Peace, you bastards"!Wish I had a mum...

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