threebikesmcginty
Corn Fed Hick...
- Location
- ...on the slake
....Knife. I put it down and now I can't find the ruddy thing?
How am I going to get into this orange?
How am I going to get into this orange?
threebikesmcginty said:How am I going to get into this orange?
Uncle Mort said:What about getting Norman Tebbit to headbutt it?
Arch said:Use your thumbs man, what are you, a man or a jellyfish?
threebikesmcginty said:Use my thumbs!!!! - I thought we'd evolved from all that nonsense, I like like to hack my fruit with a blade - we're not savages you know!!
threebikesmcginty said:....Knife. I put it down and now I can't find the ruddy thing?
How am I going to get into this orange?
Lisa21 said:I can make a little elephant out of peeling an orange... peel two bits out for eyes, two bigger bits at the sides leaving a part attatched and open them out to make ears, and carefully make a trunk leaving the top bit on.
I guess I need to get out more
ComedyPilot said:I can do a brilliant elephant impersonation, using just my trouser pockets and......