Has anyone tried bellydancing???

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luplowe

New Member
Location
Bournemouth
I did it but it was on stage in a sex club in Amsterdam.

They didn't offer to much instruction, just the threat of the stocks if i failed, -- but least said about that the better!...
 

Wigsie

Nincompoop
Location
Kent
luplowe said:
I did it but it was on stage in a sex club in Amsterdam.

They didn't offer to much instruction, just the threat of the stocks if i failed, -- but least said about that the better!...

Is that the stage show where the gorrilla runs on stage at the end and Bums you?

He caught my brother out when we were there on his stag do! ;):laugh:
 

luplowe

New Member
Location
Bournemouth
Wigsie said:
Is that the stage show where the gorilla runs on stage at the end and Bums you?

Funny enough that was the place we were looking for, but this one wasn't the gorilla show, along the same kind of lines. Think this one was more

Hans Van ten-inch hiding behind the curtain. so i party pooped the stocks-- wasn't even my birthday..
 

Fnaar

Smutmaster General
Location
Thumberland
How did we get from belly-dancing lessons to being forcibly taken from behind by a 'gorilla' in a sex club in Amsterdam :biggrin:

Figure of eight, apparently. you have to move your hips in a figure of eight. A Turkish woman taught me that. :wacko:
 

Joe24

More serious cyclist than Bonj
Location
Nottingham
i went fe amsterdam on a sight seein' tour with i parents. We ended up in de ites light district, and i got offered a family deal :wacko: This was 3 years ago
 

Joe24

More serious cyclist than Bonj
Location
Nottingham
Wigsie said:
Unfortunately bigtwin has not edited his post yet so if you really want to see it, it's still there!

oh bredren, dats no very bad!
 

Globalti

Legendary Member
I've seen a few bellydancers while being entertained in the Middle East. The best was in Istanbul, I've even got a photo of myself lecherously stuffing Lira notes into her bra. Saw a really ghastly one last year in Damascus though; she was so ugly it made my knob shrivel.
 
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