Hate.... Hate Hate Hate

[vernon]

"Like", "It was, er, like" "Like, er" "Like....................."

Also the woman in the sandwich shop:-

Me:- "Cheese salad, please, in brown, everything on" (I say "everything on" to hasten the deal.)
Dopey woman:- "Would you like onions on that"
Me:- "Yes please, everything on"
Dopey Woman:- "Salad cream?"

Every bleedin day.

You have a boring diet.

 

[endoman]

Off of, it's longer than from, and doesn't make sense.

 

[GrumpyGregry]

"Large Cappuccino no sugar no chocolate please"
gurgle hiss
"Do you want sugar?"
"No thanks"
gurgle hiss glug glug tap tap
"Chocolate?"
"No ta."

It makes me smile every chuffin' time.

 

[02GF74]

Much of a muchness is the biggest piece of verbal shoot in the English lnaguage, I mean what is a muchness followed by how much of it is much? let's face it it is just bollocks.

 

[Venod]

I and me in the same sentence as

I like that, me.

 

[Boris Bajic]

I and me in the same sentence as

I like that, me.

I do that, me.

 

[swansonj]

People who would impoverish the English language by precluding any imaginative uses of words to convey meaning that happen not to coincide with the arbitrary version of grammar that they have decided is the only acceptable one.

 

[Sara_H]

People who refer to their abdomen as their stomach.

 

[Puddles]

The word "Deffo"

 

[sazzaa]

People who claim to have a migraine when it's actually a headache, or flu when it's actually just a cold. Drama queens.

 

[Andy_R]

"Better than half price"....grrrrrrrrrrr....

 

[sazzaa]

"New and Improved"
"A hundred and ten percent"

 

[Hardrock93]

'Would of', 'could of' etc.

The addition of an 'r' to the end of the noun peninsula.

 

[MarkF]

People who claim to have a migraine when it's actually a headache, or flu when it's actually just a cold. Drama queens.

But these things hit men hard, even manly men. Mrs F always says that when I have cold you'd think that I'd got a combination of bird flue, kawasaki syndrome & hashimoto's disease.

 

[Arch]

Off of, it's longer than from, and doesn't make sense.

Colleague of mine tells the tale of the day a local kids asked him about something "Where d'ya get that off of from?"