Hate.... Hate Hate Hate

[Boris Bajic]

The letter 'R' when it is not needed.

Thus 'drawing' pronounced 'drorring', 'thawing' as 'thorring'.

 

[roadrash]

TH being replaced by F, as in , fing or baff or free instead of three ...aaarrrrggghhhh

 

[lukesdad]

1.People who get annoyed and irritated by trivial things, by things that change for whatever reason, and things that aren't said or done in the way that they themselves do them.
These people usually think they are the arbiters of moral rectitude, tradition and righteousness, but they're mostly just twats.

......residing in a certain part of this forum ?

 

[rich p]

......residing in a certain part of this forum ?

I claim the 5th!
or, as Francis Urqhuart would have said, " You might think that but I couldn't possibly comment"

 

[Pat "5mph"]

People who use the words ourselves or yourselves.

Cafe staff who offer you milk to go with your black coffee.

Ah, you would be surprised at how many ask for black, then ask to tip some out to add milk.
Also, we are trained to always ask the question or direct the customer to the milk

 

[LarryDuff]

The Kardashians - all of them.

 

[pplpilot]

Ah, you would be surprised at how many ask for black, then ask to tip some out to add milk.
Also, we are trained to always ask the question or direct the customer to the milk

Would it be better if they trained you to listen to the customer rather than a set of standard questions and replies that just ends up pissing people off?

 

[sazzaa]

Ah, you would be surprised at how many ask for black, then ask to tip some out to add milk.
Also, we are trained to always ask the question or direct the customer to the milk

It's almost like a white coffee doesn't exist anymore.

 

[Pat "5mph"]

Would it be better if they trained you to listen to the customer rather than a set of standard questions and replies that just ends up ****ing people off?

It would, would also save our energy for the endless banging of coffee head groups and milk jugs required.
Alas, it's not up to us: we are periodically inspected by the Costa police - other brands with similar policing are available.

 

[Pat "5mph"]

It's almost like a white coffee doesn't exist anymore.

It does not: it's called Americano with milk now.
You need to ask the customer if the milk required is hot or cold

 

[sazzaa]

It does not: it's called Americano with milk now.
You need to ask the customer if the milk required is hot or cold

I thought it was a called a flat white. Americano with milk - UGH!

 

[LarryDuff]

Coffee.

Why can't people just have a cup of tea??

 

[Pat "5mph"]

I thought it was a called a flat white. Americano with milk - UGH!

Flat white as illustrated in the handbook:
Take a treble shot of espresso, extract in 15 seconds, top up with milk steamed centrally in the jug, obtaining a result between cappuccino and latte milk.
I went to the Costa academy - other academies are available

 

[Pat "5mph"]

Coffee.

Why can't people just have a cup of tea??

English Breakfast, Decaffinated, Assam, Earl Grey, Lady Grey, Green, Peppermint, Fruits of the Forest, Cranberry, Camomille, Apple Crunch?

 

[LarryDuff]

English Breakfast, Decaffinated, Assam, Earl Grey, Lady Grey, Green, Peppermint, Fruits of the Forest, Cranberry, Camomille, Apple Crunch?

Teabag will do the job.