Hate.... Hate Hate Hate

[Shut Up Legs]

I hate (or is that "hate hate hate"?) repetitive usage of words as emphasis, when one noun supplemented by a few carefully chosen adjectives would suffice .

 

[Over The Hill]

Fix when they mean prepare.
Regular when they mean standard.
Having to order coffee in Italian.
Chris Evans (stop shouting you moron)
A Huh on H

 

[Pat "5mph"]

Just for @Pat "5mph",

No, that's not the one I meant, I meant the skull. This alien one is a bit revolting.

 

[classic33]

No, that's not the one I meant, I meant the skull. This alien one is a bit revolting.

But its only whats under the skin in the other one!!!
The inner beauty of the human body!

 

[Pat "5mph"]

But its only whats under the skin in the other one!!!
The inner beauty of the human body!

Oh, so you got a beautiful inner now?
Get a bunny, it's cute!
Or a cat

 

[Linford]

Anti wrinkle creams

 

[classic33]

Oh, so you got a beautiful inner now?
Get a bunny, it's cute!
Or a cat

At least both were the real me. As for the "beautiful inner now", I'll have to admit I don't look inside that often.
@Pat "5mph", there's bugger all outer beauty, so you get to see the inner beauty instead.

 

[swee'pea99]

Nobbers on Question Time waving their hands around ("Me! Me! Me!"), desperate to display their ignorance and stupidity to the world. And that bit at the end where the panel all try to show how they're just regular folks after all ("aw, shucks!") by responding to the 'funny' question. And no, I don't watch QT, but I do often catch the last couple of minutes, waiting for This Week to start.

 

[classic33]

Anti wrinkle creams

I don't think you'd have enough!!

 

[EltonFrog]

Get X for free! It's free. You don't need the 'for'.

That one really boils my piss.

 

[gavroche]

When people say to me: " Can you borrow me...." what's wrong with the verb: Lend?

 

[EltonFrog]

1.People who get annoyed and irritated by trivial things, by things that change for whatever reason, and things that aren't said or done in the way that they themselves do them.
These people usually think they are the arbiters of moral rectitude, tradition and righteousness, but they're mostly just twats.

Oh the irony.

 

[slowmotion]

"Italian Designer Suits! Was £399...now £199".

FFS. Get a grip about plurals man.

 

[KEEF]

speeling mistooks

 

[MarkF]

Using "jallapeeno" for jalapeño.