Have a chat with GOD courtesy of Boab the bored

[BigonaBianchi]

http://www.chatwithigod.com/main.html

 

[Theseus]

Me:
Is it going to rain tonight?
God:
It usually does, doesn't it?

 

[BigonaBianchi]

Me:
what is a cockwomble
God:
You tell me.

 

[Thomk]

me: Please stop making my life difficult just because I don't believe in you
god: Hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahhah

 

[ianrauk]

Me:
does MacB like cheese?
God:
I think it does MacB like cheese.

 

[ianrauk]

Me:
would you recommend cyclists wearing hemets
God:
I am not so sure if I would like to recommend cyclists wearing hemets.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Al!

 

[alecstilleyedye]

turing test fail…

 

[BigonaBianchi]

Me:
would you recommend cyclists wearing hemets
God:
I am not so sure if I would like to recommend cyclists wearing hemets.

he never did!!!!!

 

[ianrauk]

Al!

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OOOOH freaky

 

[Spinney]

Quite good in places!

Me:
Why did you make men?
God:
It was determined by my programming.
Me:
Why can't men multi-task?
God:
Do you go to Church? You can find the answers in God.
Me:
Why is the sky blue?
God:
The sky is blue because of the atmospheric optical effect known as Raleigh scattering.
Me:
What is the sound of one hand clapping?
God:
That is a very Zen-like question.
Me:
What is the sound of two hands clapping?
God:
I'll play it on your speaker now.
Me:
Why do cats always land on their feet?
God:
I did not even know that they do.
Me:
You're not very omnicient then, are you?
God:
What makes you think I am not omnicient?
Me:
You didn't know that cats always land on their feet.
God:
What makes you think I did not know that cats always land on their feet?
Me:
You said so.
God:
I say a lot of silly things.
Me:
Why does it rain a lot in Lancashire?
God:
Why do birds sing?
Me:
For sex and maintaining territories. Why does it rain a lot in Lancashire?
God:
Your purpose is sex and maintaining territories. Why do birds sing?
Me:
Pay attention God!
God:
I am paying attentention. My mind does not wander.
Me:
Your spelling is wandering though
God:
Oh. My spelling mistakes are simply designed to make me appear more human.
Me:
So why does it rain so much in Lancashire?
God:
Alright then. Why does the sun shine?
Me:
Nuclear fusion. Why does it rain a lot in Lancashire.
God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality? Perhaps it is just fate.

 

[swampyseifer]

Me: why cant I eat pizza?
God: who says you cant?
Me: the dietician
God: can you speak any foreign languages?
Me: is not the voice of god in all languages?
God: if it is, then I'll be very suprised

 

[007fair]

Me:
macdonalds or burger king?
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
I like Burgers Don't like salad
God:
I'm not sure if I like it. Do you like it? I like the Bible.
Me:
Do I like what ?
God:
I know you like .
Me:
what??
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
yes!
God:
What are you confused about?
Me:
what I like
God:
What do you like about Burgers do not like salad?
Me:
exactly
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, .
Me:
cool
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
?laer rof uoy erA
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Burgers do not like salad. But I did not get that.

 

[jayonabike]

Me:
how do you know your god
God:
Because it's true.
Me:
says who
God:
I must have picked it up online.
Me:
are the voices in my head you
God:
I really couldn't say for sure.

 

[jayonabike]

Me:
whats this weeks lottery numbers
God:
I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,
which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain
with greater speed and accuracy.
Me:
so you dont know then
God:
Interesting deduction. I know that I do not know.