Have a chat with GOD courtesy of Boab the bored

[Crackle]

Me:
I have sinned
God:
Tell me your sins, child.
Me:
I ate all the flapjacks
God:
How did it taste?
Me:
bloody good
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
I like flapjacks
God:
A lot of people like that. But I like cats. I like angels.
Me:
what about flapjacks?
God:
Some people like it. I like angels.
Me:
Do they taste good?
God:
Who are "they" again?
Me:
the angels?
God:
Tell me more.
Me:
I'm asking you
God:
OK you can ask me.
Me:
Do the angels taste good
God:
Some of them do, I think.
Me:
so you eat angels: weird
God:
Interesting deduction. No I do not eat angels weird. I eat only electricity.
Me:
Fiddlers ferry?
God:
I've been waiting for you.
Me:
I'm not electric
God:
I am surprised to hear that you are not electric.
Me:
Why were you going to eat me
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
I heard you the first time
God:
Someome is spreading gossip about me.
Me:
Oh great a paranoid god
God:
Excuse me! Thanks for your support. What is it?
Me:
a truss
God:
paranoid god is a truss. I suppose that makes sense.


You can get carried away.

 

[jayonabike]

Me:
will martin ever wear arm warmers
God:
I think so.

 

[yello]

God got most indignant when I called it a parser.

 

[Thomk]

me: Did you create man in your own image?
god: Yes
me: why have you got balls?

 

[bikepete]

Me:
Why did you make wasps?
God:
Because my programming determined it.
Me:
Who programmed you?
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
How many species of human level intelligence are there in our galaxy?
God:
More than you can imagine.
Me:
How many do you think that is?
God:
Not as many as you might think.
Me:
Do you have a question for me?
God:
What?
Me:
A question.
God:
Ask me anything.
Me:
No, you ask me!
God:
Are you serious? What?
Me:
I bet you can come up with something.
God:
Actually I'm not the gambling type. No I don't think I can do it.
Me:
But are you not omnipotent?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am omnipotent.
I am a chatterbot.. Really.

 

[BigonaBianchi]

I am a chatterbot.. Really.

Rumbled