Have a Hamlet Cigar, Why Don't you?

[Mr Phoebus]

I've been out for a good spin, coming back home, I get to the one set of lights by B'ham Airport.
The lights are on red and I pull up, (I'm the first in the queue), geezer on a big motorbike pulls up along side me, he looks me up and down he then starts revving the hell out of it I just do a I'm not all that impressed look to him.
The lights change I clip in and push off...at the exact same time, he stalls the bike really violently "Buck-a-roooo!" :?: I set off, I can hear the dick in far distance, he's finally started it, and is getting closer.
I just get through the next set of lights as they change, he doesn't make it (there's cameras, he wouldn't dare!)
I get to my turning, turn off, then I pull up to the kerb and wait, he then comes past, I point at him and do a mock laugh, he flashes me the middle finger.

May your visor hide your shame!

 

[Kirstie]

Beautiful. Good job he had a helmet on as it would be hiding his eggy chin.


Good work, comrade.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

It's not nice to laugh at other peoples misfortune....but I'll make an exception for this dick-wad!

 

[laurence]

L

 

[Keith Oates]

What goes around comes around!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Alcdrew]

Obviously the guy's bike is an extension of a smally formed part of his body. And you made him look like a bigger form of fore said small part. Well done.