Have a Hamlet Cigar, Why Don't you?

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by Mr Phoebus, 18 Jul 2007.

  1. Mr Phoebus

    Mr Phoebus New Member

    I've been out for a good spin, coming back home, I get to the one set of lights by B'ham Airport.
    The lights are on red and I pull up, (I'm the first in the queue), geezer on a big motorbike pulls up along side me, he looks me up and down he then starts revving the hell out of it :idea: I just do a I'm not all that impressed look to him.
    The lights change I clip in and push off...at the exact same time, he stalls the bike really violently "Buck-a-roooo!" :?: :biggrin: :smile: I set off, I can hear the dick in far distance, he's finally started it, and is getting closer.
    I just get through the next set of lights as they change, he doesn't make it :idea: (there's cameras, he wouldn't dare!)
    I get to my turning, turn off, then I pull up to the kerb and wait, he then comes past, I point at him and do a mock laugh, he flashes me the middle finger. :cry: :laugh: :laugh: :smile:

    May your visor hide your shame! :tongue:
     
  2. Beautiful. Good job he had a helmet on as it would be hiding his eggy chin. :tongue:


    Good work, comrade.
     
  3. OP
    OP
    Mr Phoebus

    Mr Phoebus New Member

    It's not nice to laugh at other peoples misfortune....but I'll make an exception for this dick-wad! :tongue:
     
  4. Keith Oates

    Keith Oates Janner

    Location:
    Penarth, Wales
    What goes around comes around!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  5. Alcdrew

    Alcdrew Senior Member

    Location:
    UK
    Obviously the guy's bike is an extension of a smally formed part of his body. And you made him look like a bigger form of fore said small part. Well done.
     
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