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have i got a chocolate addiction?

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by bonj2, 12 Oct 2007.

  1. bonj2

    bonj2 Guest

    I've got a chocolate orange bar in my desk drawer, in how many minutes should I eat it?
     
  2. OP
    OP
    bonj2

    bonj2 Guest

    oh damn never mind, i've already eaten it.
     
  3. John Ponting

    John Ponting Über Member

    Location:
    Herts
    Was About To Ask If

    "in How Many Minutes ..." Time

    Or

    "in How Many Minutes ..." To Devour It All.


    Seems One Minute Was The Answer To Both.



    Was It Good.



    Sorry, Our Company Erp System Is All Uppercase And I Often Forget To Turn Caplock Off.
     
  4. Bigtallfatbloke

    Bigtallfatbloke New Member

    I had/have an addicition...laugh if you will but chocolate is a big reason I got so big....well the reality is it was my own stoopid lazy arsed fault...but chocolate is just so addicitive (for me anyway). I havent had a bar of dairy milk since april and am still sitting here craving it as I read this thread!
     
  5. asterix

    asterix Comrade Member

    Location:
    Limoges or York
    Cyclists are entitled to eat as much chocolate as they like. It's the law.
     
  6. Slim

    Slim Über Member

    Location:
    Plough Lane

    Lay off the Dairy Milk. It's fat laden crap (at least the wrong sort of fat, anyway).

    Try a good dark chocolate (70% solids). The concentration of cocoa solids means you don't need the whole bar to get your choccy hit. FWIW - they are not all the same. Lindt is more grown up than most, a little bitter. If you can get any, try Montezuma's - http://www.montezumas.co.uk/. A good compromise is their dark milk choc' at around 50% solids. They also have single country bars (Papua New Guinea, Ecuador, etc). I have a dealer supplier who comes up from Brighton with my fix for the month.
     
  7. twentysix by twentyfive

    twentysix by twentyfive Clinging on tightly

    Location:
    Over the Hill
    <Homer Mode> Chocoolaaaaaaaate <Homer Mode> :biggrin:
     
  8. Abitrary

    Abitrary New Member

    It depends if you suspect that anyone in your cluster might make a stupid joke that you have to laugh at while you eat it

    I had a stinking hangover the other day, but I had to give a lunchtime presentation to load of people in suits, and I couldn't force my breakfast down, and was consequently worried about my blood sugar crashing in the meeting, and someone asking me to confirm my actions for the next week, and me having to tell them the truth about why I wasn't with it.

    However, there is a cluster guy who always makes flip jokes when I buy something from the vending machine, usually breakfast. Sooo... 15 minutes before the meeting, I went to the kitchen, made half a cup of tea with 4 tea bags in it, necked it, then got 2 dairy milks from the vending machine, and went to the disabled toilet to gobble them. Then back up and got my stuff for the meeting without a single stupid comment that might have completely destroyed my morale before the meeting
     
  9. Ashtrayhead

    Ashtrayhead Über Member

    Location:
    Belvedere, Kent.


    That's going a bit far! I don't park in their bays but, really!!!
     
  10. twentysix by twentyfive

    twentysix by twentyfive Clinging on tightly

    Location:
    Over the Hill
    Anyway - choc o o o l aaaaaaaaaa ttte.....................
     
  11. fossyant

    fossyant Ride It Like You Stole It!

    Location:
    South Manchester
    Slim.... you worry me...you are a deffo a choc addict...... for me that doesn't float my boat..I'm with the dark side.............. vino !!!! and Red at that...has to be Aussie.....oooppps wine addict..hic.....hic !!!!
     
  12. twentysix by twentyfive

    twentysix by twentyfive Clinging on tightly

    Location:
    Over the Hill
    Wasssat? Did someone say red wine. Yes please, after this chunk of chocolate........................:biggrin: