Have you ever cheated on anybody ?

[Globalti]

I've thought about it - who hasn't? But I still cling to that old-fashioned idea that I stood up in front of all my friends and family and gave my word on this. On top of that I couldn't face the guilt, the stress and the wounded recriminations, and I'm a lousy liar. How the hell do people in a marriage or a relationship conduct affairs anyway? Mrs RR knows everything I do and my son reads my texts on my phone.

 

[John the Monkey]

No.

I may have hidden the fact that there are slightly more bike bits in the garage/cellar than Mrs Monkey knows I've bought though.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

No, never...

Like JtM my indiscretions 'top out' at creative accountancy regarding cycling purchases.

 

[Wheeledweenie]

I've never strictly cheated but when Mr Weenie asked who I loved more, him or Reg (my bike) I snogged him rather than have to declare

Of course Mr Weenie wins though

 

[ChrisKH]

I've thought about it - who hasn't? But I still cling to that old-fashioned idea that I stood up in front of all my friends and family and gave my word on this. On top of that I couldn't face the guilt, the stress and the wounded recriminations, and I'm a lousy liar. How the hell do people in a marriage or a relationship conduct affairs anyway? Mrs RR knows everything I do and my son reads my texts on my phone.

Ditto. I can't imagine ever meeting someone who would be worth more (in the sack) than a relationship of thirty years.

 

[Plax]

Nope. I find one relationship bad enough! Mr Plax can read me like a book though so I'd never get away with it. I have told him though that if I ever meet Anthony Hopkins I'm ditching him and eloping with him instead. He seems okay with that.

 

[jonny jeez]

Mrs Jeez and I have been married for 14 years and together for 24 (we met at school....ahhhhh)

I cheated on her once!

I was 15 and I snogged another girl at a disco....Owned up and was "Chucked"

A week later we made up and have been together ever since.Temptation is all around and at times quiet prevailing no doubt more so for Mrs Jeez as she is pretty fit (if I do say so myself)

But neither of us have ever felt the "need" and still manage to do daft "romantic" stuff for each other...I'm taking her to Tysford in Norway to swim with Orcas in January for her birthday! brrrrrrrrrr

 

[Sh4rkyBloke]

No.

I may have hidden the fact that there are slightly more bike bits in the garage/cellar than Mrs Monkey knows I've bought though.

I have in my youth - in my defence, they both knew I was copping off with "the other one", as they were best mates.

I also did at University, but then came clean (pardon the expression) the next day with my then g/f as I'm crap with guilt/secrets. She forgave me (it was 'only' snogging) but when I did it again I presumed that, for whatever reason, I was not fully happy in the relationship (I think that I didn't see it as going anywhere as she could never see herself engaged/married) so broke it off with her. We still shared a house for a year after that and got on fine as friends.

Since meeting Mrs Sharky though I've been completely faithful and stopped all that teen nonsense. I've had my fun as a lad and am more than happy with marriage/family life.

Am I a bad boy?

 

[Brahan]

When I was 20 I was having an on/off relationship with my girlfriend, typical studenty stuff I suppose. One night I had gone out with a few mates and managed to 'get off' with a very pretty girl who I liked loads. Things were going well and she even came back to my flat - wahey!

The bad news is that my girlfriend was often round the flat too and that night someone had let her in - she was sleeping in my bed when we stumbled in the door. As far as I knew we were on a break, having sex but still, on a break. I was informed otherwise. They both made their excuses and left so I sat in the kitchen with my apologetic flatmate playing cards and drinking a large bottle of Disaronno Amaretto which left me with the biggest hangover ever.

 

[Globalti]

The ridiculous thing is that when I'm travelling alone and incognito in Africa the opportunities come thick and fast. It all becomes a bit of a pain in the bum after a while and you know they're not really after you or even your cash, they're just after the passport.

 

[rich p]

The ridiculous thing is that when I'm travelling alone and incognito in Africa the opportunities come thick and fast. It all becomes a bit of a pain in the bum after a while and you know they're not really after you or even your cash, they're just after the passport.

I have never tried it so I won't knock it